My parents are coming to visit...

Olive Drab Green

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You guys are fucking sick. Telling me to put my folks up at a ritzy hotel. I'm not scarface over here with mountains of money. I also need the fix to be cheap. Those pc fans and CFLs and led Christmas lights cost a fortune.
Do you have mountains of 'caine, though? Because that's pretty much the same thing.
 

Singlemalt

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You guys are fucking sick. Telling me to put my folks up at a ritzy hotel. I'm not scarface over here with mountains of money. I also need the fix to be cheap. Those pc fans and CFLs and led Christmas lights cost a fortune.
Just tell them they can't come right now, you were robbed at gunpoint by some dudes at a pool. That should work right? There is now presidence
 

Bob Zmuda

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What a bitch of a situation. I'm so glad my parents are dead...
I'm so glad my parents knew I was growing weed in high school (or trying anyway)

when I told them I grew weed as an adult they were like, "yeah, we know."

:)

And the last time I moved my mom and stepdad helped me rent a uhaul and transport 40 plants mid flower across town. Lol.

Asian wife's parents are a different story. I tell her she's an adult... Just be honest with them.

Nope. They still think weed and crack are the same thing. Literally.
 
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