Louis541
Well-Known Member
So, I've been dry for a couple days (I had a dealer I could of went to , but his sit is fuckin whack.) and I've been dying to smoke. Today, it finally paid off because a friend of a friend said they could get me a half of regs for $40. That's not bad, I agree, so I go pick this dude up, drive a couple miles, and meet his guy in a parking lot. (I was suspicious of this guy the whole time, because I never meet in public like that.)
The entire time we're goin down the road he is talkin about growin, and I tell him I know the ropes about the legit ways to do it (Around here, I've heard people say Hydro is made by putting the seed in a tin foil ball, and filling it with bong water, and putting it in the soil.) He also tells me he doesn't know how to roll a joint. He gets back out and says he got it. BIG ass bag, too. Dude says 'What did you want, a quarter?' I told him no, I thought I said a half. He tells me he can only sell me a quarter, so I say fuck it I'll accept it. Give him $20. He hands me the bag and I had to make sure he gave me the right one. (This bag was fuckin HUGE! I thought there had to be at least 3/4 a ounce in there.) He confirms that that is my bag of weed, so I take it, drop him off and tell him I'll burn one with him for the hookup. We get into his house and he invites me in. First thing I notice is he has around 10 seedlings in Marical grow right in the middle of his living room floor. (WTF? Who does that?) I tell him that was his first and biggest mistake, in letting anyone know that he grows. He said "You're the only one that knows!" (Meaning me and my little brother's girlfriend, since she is the one that introduced up. This guy must think he is invisible, because he opened the window, didn't hide the plants at all and wants me to teach him to roll a joint. So the whole time I'm rollin it and showin him I'm talkin to him about his plants. I tell him that two 100 watt incandecent bulbs 4 feet from the plants aren't gonna cut it, and point out how stretchy hisplants were. Long story short, I got a REALLY great deal on some pretty fire regs, got to take a fellow stoner under my wing and help him out, and probably made a new smokin buddy. All in all last night was pretty rad.
The entire time we're goin down the road he is talkin about growin, and I tell him I know the ropes about the legit ways to do it (Around here, I've heard people say Hydro is made by putting the seed in a tin foil ball, and filling it with bong water, and putting it in the soil.) He also tells me he doesn't know how to roll a joint. He gets back out and says he got it. BIG ass bag, too. Dude says 'What did you want, a quarter?' I told him no, I thought I said a half. He tells me he can only sell me a quarter, so I say fuck it I'll accept it. Give him $20. He hands me the bag and I had to make sure he gave me the right one. (This bag was fuckin HUGE! I thought there had to be at least 3/4 a ounce in there.) He confirms that that is my bag of weed, so I take it, drop him off and tell him I'll burn one with him for the hookup. We get into his house and he invites me in. First thing I notice is he has around 10 seedlings in Marical grow right in the middle of his living room floor. (WTF? Who does that?) I tell him that was his first and biggest mistake, in letting anyone know that he grows. He said "You're the only one that knows!" (Meaning me and my little brother's girlfriend, since she is the one that introduced up. This guy must think he is invisible, because he opened the window, didn't hide the plants at all and wants me to teach him to roll a joint. So the whole time I'm rollin it and showin him I'm talkin to him about his plants. I tell him that two 100 watt incandecent bulbs 4 feet from the plants aren't gonna cut it, and point out how stretchy hisplants were. Long story short, I got a REALLY great deal on some pretty fire regs, got to take a fellow stoner under my wing and help him out, and probably made a new smokin buddy. All in all last night was pretty rad.
