My VERY FIRST GROW. PICS!! Comments PLEASE.

mkmkli49 said:

I do thanks man. That's kinda what I was planning on doing but you know I wanted to make sure cause I didn't wanna give 'em too much of the wrong fert at the wrong times.
Got it down pat now though brother. Thanks.

Oh an Mickey works perfectly fine actually!!

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mr sticky thumb said:

ive never read a grow book that plant is the worst plant out of 20 seeds i planted which the other 19 are growing how they should . and that plant had to be trimmed thats why its looks streched and that pic is like a month old if u seen it now im sure u would delete what you just said cause sound like a dumb yank that lives by what he read in a book

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GrizzlyAdams said:

That spindly stretched piece of shit? You're this proud of those 5th grade training bra buds? Cross bred? More like you can't sex a plant and pollinated by accident. It looks like a mediocre first grow. My first grow I got over a quarter pound off my single plant, but I still didn't tout it as a symbol of my mastery over the universe. Maybe you're not new to growing, but I'm going to guess the experience to which you're referring is planting one of those styrofoam cup marigolds in kindergarten. I have no time or tolerance with noobs such as yourself because ALL of you claim rich and lengthly growing experience. I've seen the advice you leave on people's threads, its vague, stinks of reading or is just flat out wrong. Its not difficult to tell between someone repeating a FAQ thread, and a grower speaking from experience - Anyone with half a brain can tell the difference within a few weeks of joining. Quit lying you nub and apologize to everyone for the poser comments, nobody is buying your awesome sauce. Why? Because its not awesome dude. . . its just not awesome at all.

*Edit* I just checked my rollitup, If you think I'm the only person that doesn't show you the respect your deranged brain feels it deserves, I've already been given +6 rep bumps for calling you out in the first place.

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GrizzlyAdams said:

Wow, know how those crazy people throwing their own shit are so insane they don't realize they're crazy? I don't think you understand your own mental limitations following the same analogy.

Allow me to quote the words of the great Al B Fuct in his thread "how not to grow dope". This is my mental picture of Mr. Sticky Thumb, great and powerful creator of the new strain know as (cue music) "WHIIIIIIIITE RYYYYYYYDEEEERRRRR". /palmface. This one is for you buddy.

1. Decide while stoned to become a weed baron
2.Plant leftover bagseeds and go looking for lights
3. Try to steal neighbor's floodlights, burn fingers, go to plan B after healing up
4. Buy incandescent halogen lights at OfficeJerks cos they look real bright and one blacklight over at the head shop cos it's purpleyness is cool as fuck and makes the Jimi Hendrix velvet poster glow something wicked
5. 4 out of 72 seeds sprout, fuckin ace!
6. All 4 get stretchy, fall over and die
7. Put the black light a little closer to cheer it up
8. Smoked the dried out seedling, gave me a headache, so I planted some more bagseeds
9. Dug out Uncle Bob's marijuana grow book from 1972, marveled at nail-thru-stem technique for improving potency
10. 9 out of 147 sprout, fuckin ace!
11. Put a pound of nails in salty water to get em good and rusty
12. All 9 get stretchy, fall over and die
13. I figured they wasn't getting enough light, so I stole granny's big ole heat lamp and a couple of headlights from some passing cars (damn they're hard to grab at stoplights)
14. Planted more seeds, put more bullshit and a couple of dead fish in soil mix this time (hey it worked for the Indians and the Pilgrims)
15. Neighbours complained about the shitty fish smell, I told them to rack off, so they called the cops, who confiscated all the 'evidence.'
16. Saw story on Fox News about wicked intarwebs sites about marijuana growing warping kids brains, figured I wasn't warped enough
17. Found pot growing website, figured I'd do a big favor for all those newbie idiots who'd never planted a seed and show em how to do it
18. Typed Uncle Bob's entire 1972 Yippie Underground growbook into the pot growing website, waited for praises to flow in
19. No one said nothing, so I typed it in again IN ALL CAPS SO THEY COULD READ IT BETTER
20. Decided I'd hang around and learn something, there's this guy who says his friend's uncle's brother in law once knew a guy who grew like POUNDAGE in an old refrigerator
21. Stole a refrigerator and put all my halogen lights in it along with a 5000 watt security light I found on top of a football stadium
22. Planted 693 more seeds in old coconut shells and put a half a box of Miracle Gro granules on each one
23. One sprouted and it screamed at me to kill it before it had to spend another second in that damn fridge
24. Gave up tryin to be a weed baron
25. Got stoned again decided to put the Arabs out of biz with a car the will run on leftover Mountain Dew
26. Broke into a vending machine and stole 900 cans of Mountain Dew
and so on...

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mr sticky thumb said:

ive never read a grow book that plant is the worst plant out of 20 seeds i planted which the other 19 are growing how they should . and that plant had to be trimmed thats why its looks streched and that pic is like a month old if u seen it now im sure u would delete what you just said cause sound like a dumb yank that lives by what he read in a book

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mr sticky thumb said:

ive never read a grow book that plant is the worst plant out of 20 seeds i planted which the other 19 are growing how they should . and that plant had to be trimmed thats why its looks streched and that pic is like a month old if u seen it now im sure u would delete what you just said cause sound like a dumb yank that lives by what he read in a book

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This little kid cracks me up.

mr sticky thumb said:

that plant had to be trimmed thats why its looks streched and that pic is like a month old if u seen it now im sure u would delete what you just said cause sound like a dumb yank that lives by what he read in a book

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nattyhead357 said:

All hail the mighty Grizz. unfortunatly i must "spread some around"

White Ryder sounds like a shitty 80's movie... haha!

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mr sticky thumb said:

that plant is the worst plant out of 20 seeds i planted which the other 19 are growing how they should

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mr sticky thumb said:

yes i will gives me something giggle about what i said was true but you bunch of bum boys have made your minds up ok dont beleive im gonna post my own page to shut your asses up give me a few hours il take some pics and upload some old pics too lets see how chatting out there ass . i cant wait to what you all got say

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mkmkli49 said:

AWESOME WHITE RYDER (tm) plant?

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grizzlyadams said:

mr. Sticky thumb, i know you're not going to leave until you're so humiliated that you will actually shut up. Here's the goods on why you're brand new and refuse to admit this.

Posted by mr. Sticky thumb 6-7-10. "please tell what you think about plant" - doesn't sound like you're a pro buddy. Sounds like you're a noob.

6-7-10, in response to the question "what strain is this bagseed" you responded "i kinda looks like a ruderfralis . Not sure tho its to small" ruderfralis isn't a phenotype, thats just gibberish. You'd know what the phenotype was if you weren't a noob.

6-7-10 you asked the question in a northwest outdoor grow journal "how you gonna flower outdoors". You sound like you've grown outdoors. . . A real pro even. How do you not know this basic fact? Its because you're a noob.

6-7-10 when you were told to stfu by sickstoner because you told someone to cut the fan leaves off his new plant, you responded "the energy is in the stems not leaves so all the energy goes to whats left" stems carry water, thats it. Holy jesus. This is so noob its going to rise out of the ocean and destroy tokyo.

6-7-10 (all these posts from the 7th . .wonder how long he's been a member, not a single post before yesterday) in response to another idiot asking how to turn his plants purple. . .yeah, it was a real question guys, you responded "get the ph levels perfect. If you want purple or any other colour the plant will go veg plants for 6 months then flower" this is fantasy land you stupid child, just get out of here! Don't bother downloading a bunch of pictures to fake a grow journal, just go away!

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mr sticky thumb said:

i dont know how to make a page like this ive been trying to so i can put you all to shame

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GrizzlyAdams said:

Mr. Sticky Thumb, I know you're not going to leave until you're so humiliated that you will actually shut up. Here's the goods on why you're brand new and refuse to admit this.

Posted by Mr. Sticky thumb 6-7-10. "please tell what you think about plant" - Doesn't sound like you're a pro buddy. Sounds like you're a noob.

6-7-10, In response to the question "what strain is this bagseed" you responded "i kinda looks like a ruderfralis . not sure tho its to small" Ruderfralis isn't a phenotype, thats just gibberish. You'd know what the phenotype was if you weren't a noob.

6-7-10 You asked the question in a Northwest outdoor grow journal "how you gonna flower outdoors". You sound like you've grown outdoors. . . a real pro even. How do you not know this basic fact? Its because you're a noob.

6-7-10 when you were told to stfu by sickstoner because you told someone to cut the fan leaves off his new plant, you responded "the energy is in the stems not leaves so all the energy goes to whats left" Stems carry water, thats it. Holy jesus. This is so noob its going to rise out of the ocean and destroy Tokyo.

6-7-10 (all these posts from the 7th . .wonder how long he's been a member, not a single post before yesterday) In response to another idiot asking how to turn his plants purple. . .yeah, it was a real question guys, you responded "get the ph levels perfect. if you want purple or any other colour the plant will go veg plants for 6 months then flower" This is fantasy land you stupid child, just GET OUT OF HERE! Don't bother downloading a bunch of pictures to fake a grow journal, JUST GO AWAY!

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