my 'what if' thread

[i grow everglades bud]

so i hint a wee bit of acid??? ............. DO I??

 

[EternalEnhazment]

what if... what if whatif whatif, my fingers turned into tentacles... purple ones, like an octopus, and my skull opend up and my brain floated out with a blue glow around it?

lol wow dude how high are you

 

[jewfr00]

what if weed was accepted by everyone?

 

[leeny]

ha..ha..ha I passed out on three of the five elevator hits.... I have a eeally wierd reaction to weed...

 

[i grow everglades bud]

hahahaha funny shit

what if weed was like acid?

 

[wiseguy316]

What if frogs had glass asses. Would they jump so high?

 

[leeny]

what if you put nitrous oxide in your bong and blew up your face... -keleo made me think of this...

and what if when people were 'cut out' of your vision what you saw in its place was the 'crawling ants' from a fuzzy TV screen

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

What if they're watching us RIGHT NOW?

 

[Bologna Monster]

What if time is just one big joke?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

What if semen tasted like chocolate?

 

[KaleoXxX]

what if one day out of the year man and women switched genders, all men were women for a day and all women were men? what would you do with that day?(if you dont mind bending the rules a bit, id like to see some peoples answers to this what if question)

i know i would spend the whole day as a woman masturbating CONSTANTLY to enjoy the feeling of multiple orgasms

 

[i grow everglades bud]

i would like to see how if feels for a to orgasm!!
but no other dudes tho i would feel homo as fuck!!

what if bones were like jelly and skin was like metal?
would a girl like a metal cockomungus?

 

[KaleoXxX]

but any dudes your with on this day would actually be females any other day, and you would be male any other day, so still no homo

 

[i grow everglades bud]

dam .... your right , i could just fuck me lmao, no homo at all , just like masterbating lol. good shit!!

what if a vagina was magical and had special powers?lol

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

what if one day out of the year man and women switched genders, all men were women for a day and all women were men? what would you do with that day?(if you dont mind bending the rules a bit, id like to see some peoples answers to this what if question)

i know i would spend the whole day as a woman masturbating CONSTANTLY to enjoy the feeling of multiple orgasms

I would pee standing up, preferably in snow, so I can kill two birds with one stone and write my name in the snow. But mostly I'd have sex, enjoy being the penetratOR rather than the penetrateEE

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

what if a vagina was magical and had special powers?lol

You mean you don't KNOW?

 

[i grow everglades bud]

You mean you don't KNOW?

well besides having me in a place where i got to have it and will do anything for my gf's lol no , why dont you enlighten me??

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

well besides having me in a place where i got to have it and will do anything for my gf's lol no , why dont you enlighten me??

Besides all that? That's IT! What more do you want?

I've never heard of a girl being "dick whipped" but I know plenty of guys who are pussy whipped!

 

[cbtwohundread]

im not pussy whip'd.,.,i whips the pussy,lol

what if u had space gills and space wings? .,.,wat planet would you visit?

 

[i grow everglades bud]

planet wallawalladingdong, and smoke that space skunk