Need Help Making Prision Wine

Well i am board and i wanna try making some prision wine. I found this recipe on wiki how but i need you guys to tell me if it would work. And what is the fruit cocktail for?
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Pruno

Somebody ban this idiot. Serious.

fruit cocktail is how you get the ingredients....in prison.

you know, if you had a hook up to a high school you could sell this stuff to them and make a hell of a lot of money, they are always wanting to get drunk or high. But im not saying to do it because you would probably get caught and sent to jail. Then at least you know how to make it when your in there

u need the sugars from the fruit and it adds flavoring. it would probably be easier to steal some of your parents drinks or something. not only that but to make it correctly i think it takes up to a week

why would you need fruit cocktail if you have oranges?

to make it taste less like shit

Check it out. If you want to make some proper prison buck than you will need a shampoo bottle (You can use any milk jug or 2 liter bottle but they don't have those in prison).
You will need to go pick up some mixed fruit cups, sugar, and yeast. Dump the fruit cup into the shampoo bottle. Add three table spoons of sugar the same for the yeast. Fill the shampoo bottle about 3/4 full. Then just let it ferment until it reaches the potency desired. Don't forget to burp the bottle or it will explode and that crap stinks. Now there are much better ways making alcohol but you asked how to make prison wine. Which we use to call buck. So there you go it tastes like shit and will probably make you go blind but it will get you drunk. Have fun.

my buddy made some of that under his bed at a private school hahahah using some cheap juice of some sort. apparently tastes like shit

which is why it has to "mellow" for 3-10 years in barrels.

if you really want to make your own alcohol, do it so it will actually taste good. I'm sure there is a brewers store near you where you can get all the supplies you need. Apple cider champagne is really easy to make, all you need is a glass jug for the fermentation process a rubber stopper with a hole in it a one way valve and some champagne yeast.