Need help with drug test *newbiehere

Kipn

Kipn

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Lordhooha said:
If you do you can lose out on good jobs. Especially given what I do for a living it would be hard. It’s why I work for me. As for tabacco and sugar they do indirectly through medical evals.
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really wow i was joking about the tobacco and sugar. i don't disagree that cannabis makes you a litlle less responsive in the mornings and some times hazy but it goes away in a few hours . i wish people focused on the bad drugs like meth and stuff over cannabis
 
Lordhooha

Lordhooha

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Kipn said:
really wow i was joking about the tobacco and sugar. i don't disagree that cannabis makes you a litlle less responsive in the mornings and some times hazy but it goes away in a few hours . i wish people focused on the bad drugs like meth and stuff over cannabis
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One day but for now it is what it is. You have to look at what matters most I suppose.
 
curious2garden

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Ladyemoore said:
Lmao geeez....ok serious question..do yall think a pill bottle that is completely full is enough pee for a drug test?
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Pill bottle? There is no one standard pill bottle size. If you have over an ounce you probably have enough. However if they check for temp or if it's a DOT type test you will fail. Seriously if you want a job you have to pass a urine test for have the decency to stop smoking.

Children, smh.
 
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Ladyemoore

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Lordhooha said:
Pretty much screwed. You could get something like gold seal or some of those but if it’s in an actual lab those machines can detect that sort of stuff.if it’s a dip test you can still beat those. Then there’s hair test, of it’s one of those screwed there as well.
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Kipn said:
are you already employed by this company that's drug testing you or is it just a job interview
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Its for a job interview... Well they said I'm already hired but I have to do the drug test to complete the process
 
Kipn

Kipn

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Ladyemoore said:
Its for a job interview... Well they said I'm already hired but I have to do the drug test to complete the process
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try postpone it for a few weeks and go on a detox although that's a long shot if they see low traces of cannabis you might get lucky and they wont care
 
Lordhooha

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Ladyemoore said:
Its for a job interview... Well they said I'm already hired but I have to do the drug test to complete the process
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It depends on the type of job it is that will determine the type of equipment use to test. Walmart type entry level jobs won’t spend the money like a more professional style job would do.
 
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Ladyemoore

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Kipn said:
try postpone it for a few weeks and go on a detox although that's a long shot if they see low traces of cannabis you might get lucky and they wont care
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They rescheduled my drug test for tomorrow... Which will at least give me more time
 
chris42393

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Ladyemoore said:
They rescheduled my drug test for tomorrow... Which will at least give me more time
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Not gonna lie dude, you're still gonna fail. Drink a shit ton of green tea. That seemed to help me. I was taking charlottes web for my seizures, and it made me test positive for THC. I bought like 15 drug test kits and kept failing. Once I started to drink the green tea, I passed. Whether there is a correlation.Idk. I heard it can help get THC out faster.

After my drug test in a week, I decided to start smoking weed again. Im already going to "fail" a drug test with my Charlottes Web, might as well smoke some weed then LOL
 
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Ladyemoore

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chris42393 said:
Not gonna lie dude, you're still gonna fail. Drink a shit ton of green tea. That seemed to help me. I was taking charlottes web for my seizures, and it made me test positive for THC. I bought like 15 drug test kits and kept failing. Once I started to drink the green tea, I passed. Whether there is a correlation.Idk. I heard it can help get THC out faster.

After my drug test in a week, I decided to start smoking weed again. Im already going to "fail" a drug test with my Charlottes Web, might as well smoke some weed then LOL
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I was going to use my friends pee
 
pulpoinspace

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well, where do you live, and what kind of business or at least what sector is the job? the lengths you have to go through to pass a drug test are heavily influenced by these factors.

for instance, if you applied at my restaurant in socal and told me in the interview you wouldn't pass a drug test cause you smoke weed. i'd be like, "my boy" and start filling out your new hire paperwork. whereas my roommate pilots oil tankers for exxon and they watch the urine physically leave his urethra.
 
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Ladyemoore

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pulpoinspace said:
well, where do you live, and what kind of business or at least what sector is the job? the lengths you have to go through to pass a drug test are heavily influenced by these factors.

for instance, if you applied at my restaurant in socal and told me in the interview you wouldn't pass a drug test cause you smoke weed. i'd be like, "my boy" and start filling out your new hire paperwork. whereas my roommate pilots oil tankers for exxon and they watch the urine physically leave his urethra.
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Its a debt collecting company and I live in Texas
 
pulpoinspace

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most jobs i've heard of you take the pee to a lab like quest and you just pee in a room with no one watching. you should be fine. they make little pouches that keep the pee warm you can strap to your leg. they might sell it at a headshop if you have one in the area.

good luck to you.
 
undercovergrow

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you don't really need a lot (an ounce would work) and you can just say when you're done that "you thought you would have to go more but you didn't, hope that is enough" (but you could also not say anything-they don't suspect anything as long as you are calm)... it usually is as long as there is enough to work with. keep it at body temperature. you've got time, so go to the store and pick out a small fanny pack that joggers use. tonight practice: if you can wrap the fanny pack around your lower bottom so the small bottle you use to store it in is laying against that crease between your leg and groin area it will stay at temp. have a thermometer stuffed in your bra so you can test it. store the urine you got from your friend in refrigerator tonight and before you leave for your test, use hot water to warm it up. place the small bottle of urine inside a cup full of hot water. wait a few minutes and test temperature. when it is at body temperature (98 degrees) put it in your fanny pack and right up against your body. go to test. take test. pass test. good luck. you might be tempted to warm it up to say 100 degrees or so but trust me your body temperature will keep it at the correct temperature and if you heat it up to 100/99 (or even higher!) it will be too hot to pass the test. You can practice tonight with just water in the bottle and you can see how long your body will keep it at temperature. you easily have two hours as long as you keep it up against your body.
 
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Ladyemoore

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undercovergrow said:
you don't really need a lot (an ounce would work) and you can just say when you're done that "you thought you would have to go more but you didn't, hope that is enough" (but you could also not say anything-they don't suspect anything as long as you are calm)... it usually is as long as there is enough to work with. keep it at body temperature. you've got time, so go to the store and pick out a small fanny pack that joggers use. tonight practice: if you can wrap the fanny pack around your lower bottom so the small bottle you use to store it in is laying against that crease between your leg and groin area it will stay at temp. have a thermometer stuffed in your bra so you can test it. store the urine you got from your friend in refrigerator tonight and before you leave for your test, use hot water to warm it up. place the small bottle of urine inside a cup full of hot water. wait a few minutes and test temperature. when it is at body temperature (98 degrees) put it in your fanny pack and right up against your body. go to test. take test. pass test. good luck. you might be tempted to warm it up to say 100 degrees or so but trust me your body temperature will keep it at the correct temperature and if you heat it up to 100/99 (or even higher!) it will be too hot to pass the test. You can practice tonight with just water in the bottle and you can see how long your body will keep it at temperature. you easily have two hours as long as you keep it up against your body.[/QUO
H_Aspect said:
You only need them to extend it another 29 days and you're golden!
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althor

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Someone else's pee that is warm enough is your best bet. But if they are watching, you won't be able to use it. So you want to be prepared for that. Drink a gallon of water 1 hour before the test, pee as many times as you can. Then take one of those flush treatments you can get at almost any convenient store to restore the color and add the things they check for in tests.
 
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Ladyemoore

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undercovergrow said:
you don't really need a lot (an ounce would work) and you can just say when you're done that "you thought you would have to go more but you didn't, hope that is enough" (but you could also not say anything-they don't suspect anything as long as you are calm)... it usually is as long as there is enough to work with. keep it at body temperature. you've got time, so go to the store and pick out a small fanny pack that joggers use. tonight practice: if you can wrap the fanny pack around your lower bottom so the small bottle you use to store it in is laying against that crease between your leg and groin area it will stay at temp. have a thermometer stuffed in your bra so you can test it. store the urine you got from your friend in refrigerator tonight and before you leave for your test, use hot water to warm it up. place the small bottle of urine inside a cup full of hot water. wait a few minutes and test temperature. when it is at body temperature (98 degrees) put it in your fanny pack and right up against your body. go to test. take test. pass test. good luck. you might be tempted to warm it up to say 100 degrees or so but trust me your body temperature will keep it at the correct temperature and if you heat it up to 100/99 (or even higher!) it will be too hot to pass the test. You can practice tonight with just water in the bottle and you can see how long your body will keep it at temperature. you easily have two hours as long as you keep it up against your body.
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Heck yea! All of this is great info, appreciate it hun :)
 
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