"could recommend a strain that will knock my dick in the dirt, keep me from running laps around the coffee table."
Medicine Man (aka White Rhino) - Mr Nice Seeds
http://www.marijuana-seeds-canada.com/products/medicine-mr-nice-man
"A proven Medical marvel for those in need of high levels of the most active cannabinoids such as CBD. Almost toxic at times, so handle with care and don’t abuse the medicine, man . It has won many awards since its introduction as the white rhino in the late 90’s. An incredible strong genetic heritage stemming from a Brazilian sativa/South Indian hybrid combined to a prodigious-yielding Afghani. It is in the Widow family and a proven champion for the sick and terminally -ill patients"
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Lifesaver - BOG Seeds
"Lifesaver is my strongest pain killer but it makes you sleeepy. It will grow on a roof or anywhere as with all my strains. My strains are hardy and fast in general. BOG"
If you can find it, grab it. Some of BOGs seeds are hard to get. Here's most of his strains, if I find Lifesaver somewhere I'll post a link:
http://www.bcbuddepot.com/all_strains.php?category=Seed%20List
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"my card is for anxiety which is no bs."
***Strawberry Cough - Dutch Passion***
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http://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.u...passion-strawberry-cough-feminized-4471-p.asp
"A very productive plant of high value as a medicinal herb. Bred for its euphoric, anti-anxiety high,"
I got it for a family member, I can see him relax and the tension drain with each puff. Excellent daytime functional high but if you have mania (running around the table) I'm not sure that it would bring you down.
Could you describe the mental/physical state that you want to change in a bit more depth? Anxiety that makes you cringe in the corner, mania that makes you want to put a new roof on the house at 3:00 AM, both together. Try depression and mania at the same time, it a trip you only want to take once. If you had the choice.
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I've grown to hate this strain from Dutch Passion. Too week, tastes like chemicals - and not the good kind. Still melts anxiety. I have on order
Super Strawberry Diesel from
Elite Genetics, the original SC clone X Diesel several times. Potent and real Strawberry Cough Drop taste.
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