Need To Pass A Hair Folicle Drug Test

mc.eddy.supreme

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Soon i will have to take a drug test. it is a hair folicle drug test. does anyone have any helpful ideas taht they use to pass there tests, that are homade or that u can buy at a drug store cause i cant buy it of the internet. any ideas please help me its important.
 

KingOfBud

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I don't think its very easy to pass these ones, your hairs kinda contain memory of your body at certain times, depending on length. There must be some kind of shampoo? I would stop smoking bud right now mate and get a haircut.
 

xtrapeppers

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they sell the hair shampoo in head shops and online, but I hear they don't work that well. If you show up with no hair theyll just rip some of your roots out
 

creeder

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Ok i have done some searching and this is what I have come up with. Shave your head now so when you do have to go your hair will be fairly short. If they can't get hair from your head they will try neck hair or body hair but from what I understood the farther away from your head the less accurate. At the least get a hair cut if shaving is to suspitious. And I would nair your body. Let them take a sample of the old stinky pubes and see what they get... LOL I dont know what else to say. Good luck
 

rev3la7ion

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Hair follicle tests are ineffective at best. Despite that they are accurate, anyone so much as AROUND pot smoke won't pass a follicle test. Your hair absorbs the smoke. Anyways, just take it and if you fail it just say you went to a concert and you thought someone was smoking pot then because you could smell it. Ask to take a piss test and buy a detox and do it that way.
 

feareffect

Active Member
If you have to do a hair test for the job you want.
The Employer is not worth working for!
Don't give up your rights,self employ!
 

mc.eddy.supreme

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i will have to take it in a few weeks. yeah ive stopped smoking bud for a month i think. any other tips. thanks for all ur suggestions
 

VictorVIcious

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If you have that long do a search, There is a company selling a kit that quarantees you will pass the test. Aloe-rid Shampoo, made by Nexxus will help clear your hair. VV
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
Who is "they" and how can they force you to take this type of test? The 5th amendment protects citizens against self incrimination; that includes giving DNA, blood, urine, hair and saliva samples to do tests on.
 

McKush

Active Member
if you haven't smoked for a month a lot of the thc is outta ur system. Make sure to eat lots of protein (just my theory) because hair is made from protein and the extra protein would induce new hair growth (maybe)

by the way, i'm really ripped right now so this is probably just one of my stupid ass stoned ideas (although like every other pot head i tend to have some pretty fuckin brilliant ideas when i'm high)
 

smokenchoke310

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Dye ur hair a few times...It works...I mean I was havin people send me stuff who lived in vegas cuz they got a million shopes out there that sell that stuff... But I was told by one of the people to jus dye my hair a few times...cuz if you go bald they can take it from other places like under ur arms or pubes...
 

mc.eddy.supreme

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yeah i heard that if u dont want them to test your hair u have to shave all of the hair on your body so that really sucks cuase im not doin that. yeah i have to take it my school forces me too so i cant get out of it. yeah i heard of the aloe rid nexus shit im gonna try and but that cause it sounds good. i heard lemon juice also helps get rid of it. any other good ideas. again here is info i have medium length dark brown hair and i have stopped smoking for the past month. i will have to take a drug test in 2 to 3 weeks any helpful sugestions any one has that arent on the internet like homemade shit cause i heard internet kits are bullshit
 

hanzel

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alright, this is what happened to me. 2 months ago, i had to take a hair follicle test. im actually in another country where drugs are very outlawed!! you can go to jail for just having this shit in your system!! anywayz, they took hair from my pubs, because my hair was too long. now what i did was, i bleached my pubs(yea i know, but it was worth it), and then dyed it back black. then i used this shampoo called follikleen. your supposed to massage it in for like 30 minutes. then i used this shit called ultra kleen. its da one wit da 500% money back shit. then i went in to the po po station and they made me take out like 500 pieces of hair!! it was bullshit, these muthafuckas was countin every single one!! fuck, anywayz, its been 2 months and still no word. im guessin im good, cuz if they did find it in my shit, then id be locked up rite now. im tellin u, this shit work for me
 

Marcolovich

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My employer tried to make me take an epidermic screening once, to pass the test i just paid my straight-edge friend who never did any drugs in his life to urinate on my head, then i went to the station and when they detected that i had urine all over my head, they thought i was on drugs and arrested me.

They locked me in a tiny room with a hot, bright light and didn't give me water except maybe once every day or two, and after a while they started turning off the lights leaving me in complete darkness for long periods... in some kind of psychotic cycle. My legs turned into roots and my arms turned into branches and my head was a cola...

I tried to run away but my feet were reaching down through the cracks in the floor, looking for water.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the interrogator kicked open the door passive-aggresively. It was none other then WILLY NELSON!!!11one:spew:
 

blonddie07

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tape some of ur bros... dads... or friends hair that are clean to ur damn leg or some shit... pull that bitch out.. and scream say OUCH ... that hair was deep.. and give it to the sucker... :)
 
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