Singlemalt
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Marry me; your GF can come along for the ride
Need work in the marijuana industry and a plane tikket
- Thread starter Bonequicha
- Start date
Laughing Grass
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Marry me; your GF can come along for the ride
well nobody else is banging down my door to marry me.
Singlemalt
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You better light a fire under her ass
raratt
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Is door a new euphemism? I can't keep up.
I have some shells she could use. They don't all go off but you'll have to lengthen the det cord
Laughing Grass
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It's been a five alarm blaze quite a while... someday
neosapien
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We should get married. Or you should at least accept my newly made post of Assistant Nudo-gnosis Technician.
Lol. You got a job offer before he did. Awww all the lolz.
neosapien
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Marry me; your GF can come along for the ride
You fucking beat me. I can't think of a better man to steal and crush my hopes and dreams.
Singlemalt
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I have limited time, gotta go for broke
neosapien
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You are so wise. I was so naive and heartbroken. But then you come in with your sage advice… Just wait for you to die and get the oh oh so good sloppy seconds. This is why they say listen to your elders.
.The Outdoorsman.
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I says, i said.. You dirty dog!
Laughing Grass
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Two in one day. I’m taking screenshots to prove I have suitors. She better hurry up, no take backs
Singlemalt
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If she gets snarky and says something about men being indiscriminate and thinking with the little head, smack her
Laughing Grass
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I'm not telling her you're men!
H420Baby
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the that’s all
Laughing Grass
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Pretty sure Assistant Nudo-gnosis Technician is a gender neutral occupation.
Singlemalt
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Yep, Mediterranean
neosapien
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I'm an equal opportunity employer.
Laughing Grass
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oh work? no I don't work.