Nettles

tckfui

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does anyone know what nettles are???
Well their a direct desendent of cannabis... and I've had it growing in my garden for years... well not mine but my neighbors... but thats just splitting hairs... right?
well anyway... I was reading you can smoke it... does anyone know anything about it... and how to smoke it... without getting rashes everywear???
 

bigballin007

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Nettles is edible after boiling in three changes of water. A good cure for the rash is Spotted Touch me Nots, or Jewel Weed, But smoking nettles..........
 

tckfui

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... that cartoon was weird... and made little sense... if any at all... crazy green dude said that nettles make him think happy thought...

but eating nettles dosnt do anything right???
my friend who was a notoriouse lyre used to grow it... and told me it was from his country... Bosnia... and he said it gives you a rash but you can pick it and eat it... and smoke it... and I thought... what an asshole... hes always making up retarted shit... and he said his grandmother would hit his mom with the stems... because it would give them a rash... crazy bosnians...
that was years ago... and I was reading about cannabis history and found that cannabisis closest relative is nettles... and than hops... and people said smoking hops or nettles is like smoking weed... So I said heyyy theres some nettles next door... and thanks to rollitup I can find out if its worth doing before I get a chance to do it...
 

JohnnyPotSeed1969

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first of all...

crazy bosnians...
LMAO!!!

second of all, smoking hops definitely does not get you high. it's the THC which is found only in cannabis. i wouldn't even try smoking something that is supposed to give you a rash from touching it, such as nettles. :peace:
 

tckfui

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... good point... but Its related to cannabis... So I said... hmmm amybe worth asking about...
but I guess not... maybe I should call up these crazy Bosnians... and tell them to smoke it... and than laugh...
 

bigballin007

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first of all...



LMAO!!!

second of all, smoking hops definitely does not get you high. it's the THC which is found only in cannabis. i wouldn't even try smoking something that is supposed to give you a rash from touching it, such as nettles. :peace:
Hops are a direct descendant of Marijuana, and according to Purdue University Hops has successfully been graphed on top of a Marijuana plants, conversely Marijuana can be graphed onto a hops plant to created a perennial Marijuana plant.
I have smoked hops and if you mix half hops and half weed in a blunt or a joint you get a bit of a drunk feeling. Hops are blooming in our area right now, as yesterday I picked over 20 Lbs of hops, time to start my new batch of homemade beer.
Hops do get you high but if you smoke weed an a regular basis you will feel nothing as the high is very mild compared to marijuana. Hops are best used for beer or as tea. Smoking them just does not do what ganja does for me..
 

tckfui

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cool... I'd still save an ounce or two for when I ran out of weed... which hopfuly wouldnt happen... I only saw realy hops once... and that was when I was like 2... I read that you can graft the cannabis plant to hops. .. But I don't see why somebody would want to do this...
 

tckfui

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google images... theres a few different types of nettles... theres one that grows everywear... and dosn't sting and... but there are stininging nettles that suposedly you can smoke
 

tckfui

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yea for beer.. i cant find the family trtee i found the otherday but it went like this.... canablalalala made 3 different plants... cannabis, nettles, and hops...
 

D3adH3ad

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sounds to me like a fucked up conspiracy lost in translation, but if you absolutely had to - boil the shit down so its edible, then dry it out...

my father always use to tell me this story about one time when my cousin wiped his ass with stinging nettles.....bad bad bad rofl
 

tckfui

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nettle conspiracys!!! thoes are the worst tipes!
hahaha thats funny... in a painfull way
 

bigballin007

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Dosage and Prep Methods Teas, poultice, tinctures. The completely dried herb can be sprinkled onto food. The fresh young plants cooked until tender are excellent with just a little butter.
Remedies using Nettle PropertiesHealth Benefits **Pain relieving *,Astringent *,Tonic *,Purifying the blood, body *, Health Uses, Treatments and RemediesAllergies/hay FeverStinging nettle contains natural antihistamines and anti-inflammatories (including quercetin), that open up constricted bronchial and nasal passages. Some herbal authorities assert that no other remedy eases hay fever symptoms so markedly. ArthritisThe anti-inflammatory substances join with the rich concentration of the minerals boron and silicon to help ease the pain of osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, gout, tendinitis and bursitis. The leaves can be used raw and applied directly to the rheumatic pain area, they increase circulation and draw out pain. AsthmaNettle is anti-asthmatic, the juice of the roots or leaves, mixed with honey or sugar will relieve bronchial and asthmatic troubles, and the dried leaves, burnt and inhaled will have the same effect. (11)ChildbirthUsed to stimulate mothers milk, and to restore a woman's energy after childbirth. Female TonicsA good general tonic of the female reproductive system, excellent for young women just starting their monthly cycle,as well as women entering menopause. (17)MenorrhagiaA specific remedy for excessive menstruation, it helps control and prevent hemorrhaging. OsteoporosisThe boron in nettles helps protect bones PMSHelps reduce water retention and soothes PMS symptoms. Prostate healthFor the purposes of men's sexual health, the key ingredients in stinging nettles are the sterols, that appear to lessen the action of DHT, the form of testosterone that causes the prostate to enlarge. Sexual tonicsSeveral studies have shown that stinging nettles can keep your testosterone circulating freely and keep you feeling sexually vital. Side Effects: The sting of the nettle can cause a rash in some people. It is a strange fact the the juice of the nettle can provide relief for its own sting. It can also be relieved by rubbing leaves of rosemary, mint or sage. Plant Nettles, despite their perfect adaptation to North America, are not native but where brought over from England by John Josselyn. This hardy plant can be seen on nature walks throughout temperate regions throughout the world and presents a pretty and delicate array of greenish-white flowers, and of course the bristles and hairs that put the 'sting' into stinging nettles.
Nettles prefer soil rich in nitrogen and their presence in the garden signals it's presence. If you have access to a healthy patch of wild nettle, it might be easier to harvest them, rather than trying to get nettle to grow where you want it to. Gather the plants when young, before they bloom. You can boil the fresh greens and serve like spinach, or dry for future use. Gloves and long sleeve shirts should be worn when handling nettle plants. If you get stung, grasp a piece of the stem and squeeze the juice onto the affected area. Quick TipsQuick Tips
Flies dislike nettles and a bunch hung by the kitchen door or in your garden will keep them out.
 

tckfui

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that is quite interesting... but it dosnt say it gets you high... but if i were to get any of thoes problems... I'd smoke it :)
I see it more and more. and I live where theres no dirt... it just crops up in peoples frontyards and cracks in sidwalks.
 
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