New job drug tests all the time.....FML!

BeaverStateKronicChief

BeaverStateKronicChief

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GRRRRRR! I'm severely butthurt at the moment because I just found out that I will be getting piss tested a couple of times a month at my new job. Nothing I haven't dealt with before like when I was in the USMC and at my last job which was in the oilfield. I can live with the initial pre-employment test that is pretty standard but anything beyond that is some fascist bullshit. Not sure what I am going to do?! I have faked them before but only if I knew they were coming up so I could prepare and even then it stressed me the fuck out. I need the job but I am just a better version of myself when I can smoke, just ask my wife. Just kind of having a pity party and wondering what the hell I am going to do.
 
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anzohaze

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BeaverStateKronicChief said:
GRRRRRR! I'm severely butthurt at the moment because I just found out that I will be getting piss tested a couple of times a month at my new job. Nothing I haven't dealt with before like when I was in the USMC and at my last job which was in the oilfield. I can live with the initial pre-employment test that is pretty standard but anything beyond that is some fascist bullshit. Not sure what I am going to do?! I have faked them before but only if I knew they were coming up so I could prepare and even then it stressed me the fuck out. I need the job but I am just a better version of myself when I can smoke, just ask my wife. Just kind of having a pity party and wondering what the hell I am going to do.
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They make a pill you can't take it suppose to last 8 hours. I don't have the name of it but going to buy a few tomorrow when thry open and test run a few of them to see if they actually work
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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anzohaze said:
They make a pill you can't take it suppose to last 8 hours. I don't have the name of it but going to buy a few tomorrow when thry open and test run a few of them to see if they actually work
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Let us know your results. Something like that could be nice to have on hand as a just in case.
 
BeaverStateKronicChief

BeaverStateKronicChief

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anzohaze said:
They make a pill you can't take it suppose to last 8 hours. I don't have the name of it but going to buy a few tomorrow when thry open and test run a few of them to see if they actually work
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Yeah man there is tons of stuff out there like that. I have used the flush from Ipassedmydrugtest.com but it's all pretty sketchy. Not based on anything scientific. I've never failed one but then again wouldn't know if I would have passed anyway.
 
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anzohaze

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Jimmyjonestoo said:
Let us know your results. Something like that could be nice to have on hand as a just in case.
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Yes I no they are only 18 dollars a pill to and suppose to.last 8 hours.. I called the store and thats what they were saying. This might sound extremely bad. UT my shop insurance is out the roof expensive. If I have everyone pass a drug test at least 1 time every 6 months then it will drop almost 4k a year. If they do work then I can share my findings with my employees for future
 
BeaverStateKronicChief

BeaverStateKronicChief

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anzohaze said:
Yes I no they are only 18 dollars a pill to and suppose to.last 8 hours.. I called the store and thats what they were saying. This might sound extremely bad. UT my shop insurance is out the roof expensive. If I have everyone pass a drug test at least 1 time every 6 months then it will drop almost 4k a year. If they do work then I can share my findings with my employees for future
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No shame in that game. Insurance companies certainly do anything they can to avoid paying out. I won't even start ranting and raving about how crazy it is that it's so much harder for a stoner to pass than a tweaker or junky.
 
green217

green217

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anzohaze said:
Yes I no they are only 18 dollars a pill to and suppose to.last 8 hours.. I called the store and thats what they were saying. This might sound extremely bad. UT my shop insurance is out the roof expensive. If I have everyone pass a drug test at least 1 time every 6 months then it will drop almost 4k a year. If they do work then I can share my findings with my employees for future
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Yeah man let us know how they work and their name
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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pinny over here bumping all the threads this morning
its really not hard to pass. i get tested monthly. there are things you can do to put you under the limit.

theres alot of misinformation from years ago about weed drug testing also. i can pass in 2 days without taking a detox or anything
 
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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If you're in a pinch then just have someone who can piss clean hook you up in the piss department.
5 hour energy bottle of pocket piss on your person at all times.
Got my old room mate through years of probation with pocket piss.
If they don't have sausage gazers then you're set.
The first time around you can find out if they temp it or not.
Bring a large hot hands pack and a digital cooking thermometer to get it up to temp to be on the safe side until you know.

The last drug test I had to take was pretty funny. I was actually clean at that point. Filled the plastic cup to the brim with some piping hot dark yellow extremely musky code red mountain dew + double dose of multivitamins piss.
 
BeaverStateKronicChief

BeaverStateKronicChief

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qwizoking said:
pinny over here bumping all the threads this morning
its really not hard to pass. i get tested monthly. there are things you can do to put you under the limit.

theres alot of misinformation from years ago about weed drug testing also. i can pass in 2 days without taking a detox or anything
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I don't know when they will be so even if I could clean up in a couple of days that doesn't cover my ass. I think substitution is the only way to make this work.
 
BeaverStateKronicChief

BeaverStateKronicChief

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MonkeyGrinder said:
If you're in a pinch then just have someone who can piss clean hook you up in the piss department.
5 hour energy bottle of pocket piss on your person at all times.
Got my old room mate through years of probation with pocket piss.
If they don't have sausage gazers then you're set.
The first time around you can find out if they temp it or not.
Bring a large hot hands pack and a digital cooking thermometer to get it up to temp to be on the safe side until you know.

The last drug test I had to take was pretty funny. I was actually clean at that point. Filled the plastic cup to the brim with some piping hot dark yellow extremely musky code red mountain dew + double dose of multivitamins piss.
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I think something like this is going to be the ticket. I decided to just say fuck it and smoke anyway. I am going to get one of the synthetic kits that come with a heater and thermometer strip. I haven't taken one a long time that didn't have a temperature strip.
 
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