Or better yet being able to make things babies need would be the #1 trade! Like making formula for example. The woman across the street has a newborn that needs formula because the mom has an infection and can't breastfeed. Well I just happen to make the best baby formula!! The woman asks to trade her husband's Murcielago for enough formula to make it through the week until she can stop taking antibiotics. I say fuck that Murcielago!! Send that 18 year old virgin cheerleading sister over here for a weekend and you got a deal.
Wait, did I just seem like a barbaric perv there???