no one will sell me weed

mastakoosh

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I try to buy weed but people think I'm a cop. How do you get past this? I cant buy it I'll have to grow it. went to a bar tonight looking for a bag, dude says he'll selll me a 1/4 than says no way I'm a cop, he then offers a gram but he still thinks I'm a cop & chickens out. WTF.
yeah man, just dont shower for a while, grow a scraggly goatee and get a tattoo on your face. no one will think you are a cop then. seriously though, go to the same bar for a while and chill and talk with some people. build up a rapport. the more people see you regularly and get to talk to you and know you they will be more open to getting you some bud. :peace:
 

Evil Buddies

Ganja King
say to the look i aint a fucking cop i'll show u give me a spliff and i will smoke some in front of u and say to them u ever call me a cop again i'll kill u
 

iblazethatkush

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The ironic thing is when cops make busts they don't dress clean-shaven!!!! They look like your average baser, you wouldn't never be able to tell them apart. A clean-cut, middle-aged guy in a BMW...Are you kidding me? That's not conspicuous at all. If you came around some of the neighborhoods I lived in, you would barely have to stop, dudes would run to your car.:hump::hump::hump:
My advice: Go to poorer neighborhoods.:peace:
 

rev3la7ion

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The ironic thing is when cops make busts they don't dress clean-shaven!!!! They look like your average baser, you wouldn't never be able to tell them apart. A clean-cut, middle-aged guy in a BMW...Are you kidding me? That's not conspicuous at all. If you came around some of the neighborhoods I lived in, you would barely have to stop, dudes would run to your car.:hump::hump::hump:
My advice: Go to poorer neighborhoods.:peace:
Exactly what happens where I live. Seriously though, you have to build cred and trust. The smoking a splif infront of them isn't a bad idea. Show him your BMW and be like, "Look... Can a cop even afford this car? No. Now give me a 4th or I'll knock your fucking teeth in." :roll:
 

crazy-mental

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its not rite, the gov. wont, let us grow, so we have to lurk roung street corners, goto dodgey areas, pubs/bars ect, should we be having to do this fucking shit, if your over 21. 18 england lol. then you should be able to go buy cannabis in a safe place, or grow your own.
also dealers will sell anyone any old shit, esp. if they dont know you.
this isnt rite, i dont give a fuck im growing my own, i can get weed , but i feel your pain.
for fuck sake you could get sold glass, mixed in with your weed, heroin , anything, the dealers dont give a fuck, if they dont know you,.
go to the bar a few times, if your desperate. maybe dont go in the beemer, and the tweed joke, i mean jacket.:mrgreen:. try a different bar, maybe ask a stoner,if he has any c.papers, and get talking, say im new to the area, and need a smoke, try to look as normal as poss.:roll:
anyway in a few months, fuck em, youll have your own shit.
 

Pizzzh

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its not rite, the gov. wont, let us grow, so we have to lurk roung street corners, goto dodgey areas, pubs/bars ect, should we be having to do this fucking shit, if your over 21. 18 england lol. then you should be able to go buy cannabis in a safe place, or grow your own.
also dealers will sell anyone any old shit, esp. if they dont know you.
this isnt rite, i dont give a fuck im growing my own, i can get weed , but i feel your pain.
for fuck sake you could get sold glass, mixed in with your weed, heroin , anything, the dealers dont give a fuck, if they dont know you,.
go to the bar a few times, if your desperate. maybe dont go in the beemer, and the tweed joke, i mean jacket.:mrgreen:. try a different bar, maybe ask a stoner,if he has any c.papers, and get talking, say im new to the area, and need a smoke, try to look as normal as poss.:roll:
anyway in a few months, fuck em, youll have your own shit.

i wish people would sell me weed with heroin in it :hump:
 

Chosen

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This is mildly funny yet sad at the same time. I do wish you the best luck finding some herb, rest assured you will never find someone on this site that will sell herb.

Get your butt in gear growing is my opinion. I would also dump the LED idea and stick to more traditional and cost effective ways of growing. If your driving a BMW you are gonna need a warranty, JK. But you should at least invest in some decent lighting.
 

newparadigm

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the only ??'s I ask is what kinda smoke it is & how much, all seemes cool then suddenly it's like now way we think your a cop, get lost.

if i were you i would stop trying to score in the bar and just go hit a corner in a shitty part of town i know yall have corner dealers in chicago you shouldnt have problems thier the corner dealer will see your bmw and know your not a cop ;)
 

email468

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But I like the clean cut look, I'm a clean cut kinda guy. Besides the fact that that just because I smoke a bowl every now & then it doesn't define me. And no I don't really know anyone in my area, at this point in my life my friends are hundreds of miles away living their lives raising families & shit.

Also your less likely to get harrassed by cops wearing a tweed overcoat & driving a BMW than looking like a stereotypical stoner.

"Not that there is anything wrong with that" Its just that society puts you in a catagory based on your appearance, whatever that happens to be.
Driving a beemer? tell them you want to buy some blow - they'll buy that. And then say - ah you know what - i'd rather just mellow out - got any weed?
 

Unique

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No bullshit man, i had the same problem. I owned my company and was in a brand new city. All you have to do is get a part time job for a few weeks at a pizza joint as a delivery driver, you will meet atleast 3 dealers.
The only reason i did this was cuz when i was 16 i got the best dope from work and that was at pizza hut. Jump to 10 yrs later in a new city, went to work, made about $500 in tips for two weeks, and now im supplied with hydro to shwag....not a bad deal.

Either that or just tell the guy at the bar....dude then dont sell to me, atleast smoke me out. He may be comfortable after smoking with you.
 

edsthreads

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I try to buy weed but people think I'm a cop. How do you get past this? I cant buy it I'll have to grow it. went to a bar tonight looking for a bag, dude says he'll selll me a 1/4 than says no way I'm a cop, he then offers a gram but he still thinks I'm a cop & chickens out. WTF.
As long as you don't live in USA, Australia or Japan you can get your weed mail ordered from Canada under stealth packaging. See my gallery for pic of the awesome Jack Herer I got from them...Oh boi...:mrgreen:

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rockfish

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Man, I can totally relate to you. Relocated to a new area almost two years ago and still haven't found another connection for weed. Really frustrating! I have approached a couple of people at work that I am sure smoke, but thus far they haven't helped me out. I am putting together the stuff I need to start my own grow, in a few months I'll be smoking my own shit without fear of getting locked up and losing my career for scoring a 1/4 bag! That is why I've been lurking around on this site...learning all I can so that my first grow is successful. I'll let y'all know when it all works out and I'll post a message HIGH and make lots of typos! Ha Ha!
 

VictorVIcious

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Well, what I might do is visit a forum and read some new growers journals. I might watch for clues of where people live etc. and try to find someone that had a quality sounding operation and then I might pm them, ask PRIVATELY if they can help me out. Most new growers are looking for a few good customers and telling me you look straight and drive a beemer doesn't scare me in the least, cops don't drive them, especially across State lines. Just my 2cents. VV
 

rmax

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We ALL have/had the same problem as you. That's why we are here empowering ourselves.

You can find it but once you are done blowing cash on let's see... You could get car jacked on those corners or caught in a crack sting by mistake and pay hefty lawyer fees... buy it off the Internet and risk getting nabbed or popped.... etc. etc.

Grow it yourself and you'll have an endless. For $1,000 or less in supplies/equipment you'll have a super productive stealthy grow.

I'm out right now and REFUSE to pay for plant matter. It's stupid to buy it.

But, if you insist.... Get friendly with Strippers and Hookers. They'll get it for you.
 

mastakoosh

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We ALL have/had the same problem as you. That's why we are here empowering ourselves.

You can find it but once you are done blowing cash on let's see... You could get car jacked on those corners or caught in a crack sting by mistake and pay hefty lawyer fees... buy it off the Internet and risk getting nabbed or popped.... etc. etc.

Grow it yourself and you'll have an endless. For $1,000 or less in supplies/equipment you'll have a super productive stealthy grow.

I'm out right now and REFUSE to pay for plant matter. It's stupid to buy it.

But, if you insist.... Get friendly with Strippers and Hookers. They'll get it for you.
yeah man the strippers and hookers are the way to go. just dont leave your wallet laying around. make sure when they perform, dont let their cold sores and open blisters touch you anywhere. first i make them wrap my whole body in saran wrap and then poke a hole in the mouth so i can breathe. oh yeah a hole so for something else to stick out too.:hump:
 
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