nooooooooooooooo =/

I'd just get a sheet, and call it a day.

ReAVeR said:

I'd just get a sheet, and call it a day.

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i like the way you think.

Have you considered dehydtrated urine or synthetic urine? I personally prefer dehydrated urine over synthetic because Ive seen a few recalls with the synthetic stuff. So that makes me wonder.

Ive used dehydrated urine before and it worked like a charm. Just make sure you get the female piss, they almost always test the sex of the sample.

I love girl stoners

ANC said:

Try some kratom... I know you can't smoke it but it does give kind of a nice stone...
You can't do it every day though... about once every four days is cool. so you can get away with like an ounce for a month. You use about 7g at a time mixed with a little oj or water.

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thanks i think ill actually look into that --- never heard of it

jakethetank said:

I love girl stoners

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oh......

ReAVeR said:

haha, tell em' what's good. My boy just got 10 years prob.. from age 20-30 hes beat. He smokes after each piss test, for a day or two, maybe 3 if he's feeling lucky. Then buys an OC 80 (cause opiets only stay in your system for 3 days) to last him a couple days, then he gets another etc. until the cycle comes back around.

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sounds like a great habit to pick up

im assuming its for work related purposes??? That sucks thouugh bro as i couldnt quit as i wouldnt be able to eat or sleep and i would have body pain as well!! Good luck!!

MidnightBaker said:

Alright so we've come to the conclusion that u must stop consuming marijuana due to (insert blank).

lets explore your options in full...

Do you know how you would be tested? when? in the event that you are caught what's the worst that will happen?

Alternative vices...well i guess we can opt for substances that stay in your system for a shorter period of time or you can choose a goverment approved one such as alcohol?

what are your thoughts on hookah? I found it helped me when i had to go without for awhile. Something to smoke and its tastey... the upside to this option is when you get to smoke bud again you now have another smoking piece

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in about a week i start weekly to bi-weekly pee testing.. nd if im caught there r no leagal ramifications, id pretty much not be able to stay where i am now tho...

as for short-lived substances, id appreciate a suggestion.. i wouldnt dare just go around experimentin. i do drink on occasion but i put down the bottle wen i started smokin nd dont rly like bein drunk. \
i plan on trying hookah but i dont know how much good that would do.

p.s. thanks. uve been the most helpful so far.

To be honest I think you should stay away from ANY pill or substance like coke, meth etc. Not saying you were going too. But having an addictive personality...well shit your life would be over in weeks.

To be honest...if you want the best high...masterbate. Or get a boyfriend and fuck. A lot. Takes up a good amount of time. Numbs pain and realeases endorphins that get you high as shit. Then you sleep. So let's recap:

Sex: Numbs pain and headaches, high, sleep. Sounds similar to weed.

With every week or every 2 weeks...you're never smoking and beating the system.

I guess the question is: Will you be where your going to want to be in 6 months if you smoke? Or is weed going to be there when you reach your goals? I think option 2 is 87% more likely...duh.

There is a reason patience is a virtue sweetheart.

Sorry to hear about your situation. Shitty deal. Good luck and I hope you figure it out.

Kodank Moment said:

To be honest...if you want the best high...masterbate. Or get a boyfriend and fuck. A lot. Takes up a good amount of time. Numbs pain and realeases endorphins that get you high as shit. Then you sleep. So let's recap

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You gotta love that advice....lol
funny as it sounds this is the best advice ive heard so far......
You really dont need to smoke....
just fill in all your smoking time with other things for instance......
Every time you want to blaze do something productive instead....
like hit up the gym work out them abs.....
or hit the tread .....
Become the beauty you always wanted to be....

Soon since you spend about 20hrs aweek on thinking of weeed ,buying it , and just farting around, will be replaced with a perfect bod and men of all multiitudes willl throw themselves at you .....
but fuck them.... just wack off ..... make em cring in passion for you .....
by the time all this transpires you will end up having a sig that says "im the woman i always wanted to be"..... and end up oweing your new found life to cheez........