Note to self thread

I put the wife down for the evening but it was too strong for her, me I'm a old heroin addict so I don't fall down
BUT when I do I break lol.
 
note to self..............

one brownie is enough
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holy shit!
 
Note to self: it appears bomb.com is played out...find a new trendy expression the kids relate to. Perhaps the "broseph" maybe "bro Montana". Who likes Bro-jobs?
 
Note to self: it appears bomb.com is played out...find a new trendy expression the kids relate to. Perhaps the "broseph" maybe "bro Montana". Who likes Bro-jobs?
Don't even start with the 'bro job':wall:
I sold something on C/L today, and afterwards I got a very disturbing text.:o
 
... they found something of yours?? cn
Guy we thought was 'from the other side', for several reasons texts me on my way home (He already had my phone # so we could contact about the sale), and say "I would have given you a great BJ if you had been alone, are you interested?"
Now, I have nothing against playing for the same team, one of my ex-brother in laws was that way, but that shit was just outta line.
I didn't even talk to the dude for 10 minutes.
Now I'm gonna have to re-evaluate my appearance and everything.
I had no inclination I even came close to giving off that kinda vibe.
 
I was assaulted by three gay guys when I was 12 years old. Two of them held me down while the other one styled my hair. But seriously, when they started talking about redecorating my room I got scared.
 
I was assaulted by three gay guys when I was 12 years old. Two of them held me down while the other one styled my hair. But seriously, when they started talking about redecorating my room I got scared.

But your hair looks so nice in your Avi. :bigjoint:
 
True story... When I was around 14 I was in San Diego "Robinson st" I was staying with my brother who had a place in the happy community, and I was wearing a tool shirt ( the contortionist shirt) and was came onto by some happy folks, I repeatedly insisted I didn't play for the pink team and he continued to pressure me touching my shoulder and I ended up shoving him away, and he persisted.. What an asshole...

note to self..never wear suggestive t-shirts in a gay community....
 
True story... When I was around 14 I was in San Diego "Robinson st" I was staying with my brother who had a place in the happy community, and I was wearing a tool shirt ( the contortionist shirt) and was came onto by some happy folks, I repeatedly insisted I didn't play for the pink team and he continued to pressure me touching my shoulder and I ended up shoving him away, and he persisted.. What an asshole...

note to self..never wear suggestive t-shirts in a gay community....
You don't know how long it took me to stop laughing........
Is that what they are called now?
The "Happy folks"?
I would'a thought 'Pink team' meant, well, you know, pink........
I guess I got some catching up to do with current terminology.:-?
 
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