Note to self thread

Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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I forgot what I was going to say, my gods that's so funny. I feel guilty for laughing. But I am laughing regardless... Muahahahahahahaha
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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Mad Hamish said:
I forgot what I was going to say, my gods that's so funny. I feel guilty for laughing. But I am laughing regardless... Muahahahahahahaha
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How does that go?
New fishing pole, $95, new boat, $8750........
Watching your girlfriend faceplant herself on the dirt bike into the fence....PRICELESS!
 
Bakatare666

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hempyninja309 said:
Years ago we where shooting my m-48 carbine at my grandparents and one of my cousins brought her boyfriend over who was in the army. He wasn't holding the butt tight enough and the recoil gave him a bloody nose. Everyone gave him shit the rest of the day Lol.
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An old neighbor used to talk about his days in the Army, and always watch me shooting my rifles and different toys.
One day, I showed him my 500A pistol grip, and asked if he wanted to shoot it.
He says 'Sure', so I handed it to him, and watched with this bewildered look on my face as he brought it up like to sight down the barrel of a rifle, and was just about to warn him before he squeezed, but figured he might know something I didn't.
Silly me.
Next thing I know, I'm dragging him in the house using his shirt to try and stop the stream of blood coming from his upper lip.
 
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Bakatare666 said:
An old neighbor used to talk about his days in the Army, and always watch me shooting my rifles and different toys.
One day, I showed him my 500A pistol grip, and asked if he wanted to shoot it.
He says 'Sure', so I handed it to him, and watched with this bewildered look on my face as he brought it up like to sight down the barrel of a rifle, and was just about to warn him before he squeezed, but figured he might know something I didn't.
Silly me.
Next thing I know, I'm dragging him in the house using his shirt to try and stop the stream of blood coming from his upper lip.
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A divorce in the early 80's forced me to "sell" all my guns so I bought a Mossberg 500 ATP with the pistola grip & extended tube.
Fucker was bad ass - I wonder what ever happened to that thing ?
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Been there, ouch... Not a Mossey but in my case it was a Remington 770. Kicks like a goddamn mule. Took me a tiny bit of recovery, didn't bleed or anything but had a little ring around my eye from the scope. Nice going pop lol, my dad and his buddies had such a good laugh.
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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Mad Hamish said:
Been there, ouch... Not a Mossey but in my case it was a Remington 770. Kicks like a goddamn mule. Took me a tiny bit of recovery, didn't bleed or anything but had a little ring around my eye from the scope. Nice going pop lol, my dad and his buddies had such a good laugh.
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I was about 8 when my grandfather let me shoot his 30.06, and I held it tight like he said, but after squeezing one off, I found myself laid out across the hood of the car looking up at the sky.
When he pulled me up straight again, the tin can hanging from a string was still there, still as could be, no hole.:mrgreen:
 
2rollingstoned

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Note to self: Before leaving a club restroom be sure to double check to ensure back of dress is NOT stuck in waist band of panty hose.

Back in the day when out on my weekend club crawl, one night I had many shots of patron tequila. Shitfaced about sums it up. I visit the ladies room, wash hands, exit and stroll thru the club all sexy like. Got my favorite red dress and high heels on and baby I AM WORKING IT. I notice these guys smiling at me and I am thinking, " oh yeah I am looking hot tonight". Well as I finally navigate my way thru the crowd I make my way back to the bar, mosey on up and prop a high heel up on the foot rest at the bottom of the bar and sassily order another shot of patron. Well I notice people are still looking at me and smiling and I start to feel paranoid like something might be wrong. I suddenly realize there is a huge draft going on in my ass end area... a lady steps forward out of the crowd and doesn't say a word just snatches my dress down in the back. I had walked around a good 30 minutes and not one dirty bastard there would say hey girl your damned ass is hanging out and your dress is caught up in the back of your hose! I was mortified. It made me almost immediately sober I felt so embarrassed!

So um yeah, check that dress, make sure that shit is down and not showing your entire ass to the world!
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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2rollingstoned said:
Note to self: Before leaving a club restroom be sure to double check to ensure back of dress is NOT stuck in waist band of panty hose.

Back in the day when out on my weekend club crawl, one night I had many shots of patron tequila. Shitfaced about sums it up. I visit the ladies room, wash hands, exit and stroll thru the club all sexy like. Got my favorite red dress and high heels on and baby I AM WORKING IT. I notice these guys smiling at me and I am thinking, " oh yeah I am looking hot tonight". Well as I finally navigate my way thru the crowd I make my way back to the bar, mosey on up and prop a high heel up on the foot rest at the bottom of the bar and sassily order another shot of patron. Well I notice people are still looking at me and smiling and I start to feel paranoid like something might be wrong. I suddenly realize there is a huge draft going on in my ass end area... a lady steps forward out of the crowd and doesn't say a word just snatches my dress down in the back. I had walked around a good 30 minutes and not one dirty bastard there would say hey girl your damned ass is hanging out and your dress is caught up in the back of your hose! I was mortified. It made me almost immediately sober I felt so embarrassed!

So um yeah, check that dress, make sure that shit is down and not showing your entire ass to the world!
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It could have been worse...........
Not wearing panties, or even have the ass gasket stuck back there too.;-)
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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2rollingstoned said:
Note to self: Before leaving a club restroom be sure to double check to ensure back of dress is NOT stuck in waist band of panty hose.

Back in the day when out on my weekend club crawl, one night I had many shots of patron tequila. Shitfaced about sums it up. I visit the ladies room, wash hands, exit and stroll thru the club all sexy like. Got my favorite red dress and high heels on and baby I AM WORKING IT. I notice these guys smiling at me and I am thinking, " oh yeah I am looking hot tonight". Well as I finally navigate my way thru the crowd I make my way back to the bar, mosey on up and prop a high heel up on the foot rest at the bottom of the bar and sassily order another shot of patron. Well I notice people are still looking at me and smiling and I start to feel paranoid like something might be wrong. I suddenly realize there is a huge draft going on in my ass end area... a lady steps forward out of the crowd and doesn't say a word just snatches my dress down in the back. I had walked around a good 30 minutes and not one dirty bastard there would say hey girl your damned ass is hanging out and your dress is caught up in the back of your hose! I was mortified. It made me almost immediately sober I felt so embarrassed!

So um yeah, check that dress, make sure that shit is down and not showing your entire ass to the world!
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I would have been the nice and polite guy to tell you what was up..... After I got a good look first :twisted:
 
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