Now accepting applications to be your sugar daddy

I've decided to expand my horizons beyond hot Asian pussy and as of now am looking to become some lucky mfers sugar daddy. Could that be you! Submit your application in the following format.

Name: Neosapien
Age: 30
Sex: Alphamale beta blocker
Location: Pennsylyortucky
Have we had sex before: I've fucked my hand
Hobbies: Cleaning pipes
Goals: Live forever
Why I should pick you: Dual strangers
Favorite actor: Charlie Sheen
Your best trait: Void

Go!

Name: Blue Wizard
Age: A girl never tells
Sex: Omega submissive
Location: TexASS
Have we had sex before: Penis fencing
Hobbies: vidya games
Goals: Slob tranny knob
Why I should pick you: You probably shouldn't
Favorite actor: Tim Curry
Your best trait: My eyes

Name: Bu$h
Age: 34
Sex: about 4 times a week with a female
Location: in the grocery store hitting on moms in the feminine care aisle
Have we had sex before: No but I have masturbated to the idea of it but had problems climaxing and maintaining an erection
Hobbies: Turning food into feces by way of human digestion
Goals: To have you as my sweet wet candy
Why I should pick you: because I brush my teeth like 4 times a day and have a weird fetish about veal Parmesan hungry man dinners
Favorite actor: Leo DiCaprio
Your best trait: I can make you laugh when you've had a hard day, honey.

Name: John
Age: 24
Sex: Yes (Gender: Male)
Location: Pennsylvania
Have we had sex before: No (I mean, I've had lots of sex, just not with you.)
Hobbies: Commenting on RIU
Goals: Perform center stage, final night, at Philly Folk Festival; Have sex on the South Lawn of the White House... at night of course.
Why I should pick you: You shouldn't. I'm not looking for a relationship.
Favorite actor: Ethan Hawk
Your best trait: I'm kind.

sloppy party bottom here.
nuff said.
You got any crank?

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tyler.durden said:

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Sluts.

Name: Tyler
Age: A lady never tells
Sex: Yes, please!
Location: Chi-Town
Have we had sex before: Yes. Yes we have...
Hobbies: None. I get paid for everything I do
Goals: Die unexpectedly and painlessly
Why I should pick you: You know why (see 5th entry)
Favorite actor: Daniel Day Lewis
Your best trait: My cock

Ya'll creepers should all get together and drink the kool aid.

hit me up.

mr sunshine said:

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He also needs someone to pick the clothes up off his floor and make the bed.