Now Wait A Cotton Picking Minute

dannyboy602

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Jul 8, 2011

• #41

never look down on somebody unless you plan on helping them up

 

norml dave

Active Member

Jul 8, 2011

• #42

"sweatin like a fat lass at a disco"

"two days older than grass"

"if i wanted to hear an arsehole i would have farted"

"she got a fanny like a bear trappers hat"

theres a few more that'll come to me when i'm not smashed

 

beardo

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Jul 8, 2011

• #43

Sitting in the cat bird seat.
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar

 

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LostReefSponger

Active Member

Jul 8, 2011

• #44

you want a knuckle sandwich?

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

Jul 8, 2011

• #45

I'll knock your dick in the dirt,
Their will be two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the floor.

 

Carne Seca

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Jul 8, 2011

• #46

"I'll knock you into the middle of next week." OR "You know what this means? ::shaking fist at me:: It means HOSPITAL."

 

Da'at

Active Member

Jul 8, 2011

• #47

I'll kick your ass into a mud-hole, and stomp it dry.

 

jcdws602

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Jul 8, 2011

• #48

I'll come at ya like a bat out of hell.....

 

beardo

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Jul 8, 2011

• #49

A little dab will do ya

 

bobtokes

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Jul 8, 2011

• #50

£1 for a gallon of petrol thats daylight robbery

 

bobtokes

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Jul 8, 2011

• #51

beardo said:

A little dab will do ya

Click to expand...

hahaaaaaaa

 

dbkick

Well-Known Member

Jul 8, 2011

• #52

want in one hand and shit in the other......
oh wait, the mother of all lost sayings..........Just say no! give it up for betty ford!
Err was that nancy that came up with that ? oh well same difference.

 

beardo

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Jul 8, 2011

• #53

not a snow balls chance in hell

 

Blue Wizard

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Jul 8, 2011

• #54

"madder than a wet hen"

 

beardo

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Jul 8, 2011

• #55

Right as rain