Happy new year everybody
New Years resolution:
treat those like you wanna be treat yourself
Don't suck dick in the dark, it might not be yours
Don't shit on ur own doorstep
Don't vote for anyone with weird blonde hair
And last but not least, share your weed with people called Joe
It's a PCR test so likely it's accurate. If I were you I'd self-quarantine for 6 to 10 days. What a nice gift. Set yourself up a nice room, load it with drugs and alcohol and have food deliveries made to the door. Hell I'd go for the old school 14 day quarantine if they don't follow the CDC.
Almost forgot, don't forget to ask the contact tracer for nudes
I'm thinking of starting a cool virtual gig tonight for what seems to be a rowdy extended family party lol
Sure, buddy. The procedure is fairly simple, it would be difficult for even you to screw it up.
how do I set the peen cam up ? I need to make sure my 'rowdy crowd' gets the full picture
For you? Just go to settings and set the digital zoom to maximum magnification so that there will be a chance your audience may be able to see your tiny, useless wang. Then amaze them by downing a gallon of bleach. You're welcome.
Not for your miniscule member. I would forget about showing them your tiny peen, which is sad, and make it into a comedy show instead by playing guitar or rapping for them. That shit was funny af.
