Obama re-election

rollandtoke

rollandtoke

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Back to the topic, Obama may win only due to the fact there are too many republican candidates, and the split between the top few is pretty much even
 
heckler73

heckler73

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Canna Sylvan said:
A conservative, liberal and libertarian all pick up hookers in their own car.

The conservative picks up his hooker (who goes to his church) in a gas guzzler. Afterwards he chastises the liberal for picking up a heathen. He feels guilty, so goes to church where he donates money confessing his sins to Jesus.

The liberal picks up his hooker in a Prius. He mocks the conservative for not picking the more talented heathen. He too feels guilty, because he wasted all the gas driving to the hooker rather than settling for his wife at home and sends Al Gore money for carbon credits.

The libertarian drives the cheapest, most fuel efficient car. He picked up both hookers for the price of one. Because he had a Ron Paul for president bumper sticker and the two libertarian hookers value freedom and liberty.
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What does the Social Democrat do?
Go to the communal orgy on a publicly run Party Bus?
 
heckler73

heckler73

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Canna Sylvan said:
How the fuck should I know. It's not like I knew some dork would bring back a two year old thread. Probably was real high too, so I have no idea.
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In answer to various commenters (see below) who've tried to rebut these findings by arguing that if enough people use the word dork to mean "whale penis" then it's a valid definition, here's what's wrong with that argument: the phenomenon we're confronted with isn't people using the word that way — nobody really does, least of all people knowledgeable about whales — it's people claiming that dork means "whale penis" on the basis of no empirical evidence whatsoever. It's simply a false Internet factoid. I found that on the web. To summarize, dork does not mean whale penis.
 
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