Official 2017 Pinworm Countdown thread.

[see4]

those look a little like sunni's big boobies.

right sunni?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

And that absolutely, positively can not be denied...

You really should have paid attention when I was denying being my husband. You would have avoided making such a fool of yourself.

I didn't set any bait out for people here. You sought out unintended "bait", "found" it, and ran with it. I wasn't my responsibility to stop you. But I eventually did, although it took you neanderthals longer than I thought it would to see what was right in front of your fucking faces.

I saw a "Twilight Zone" episode one time that typifies this very situation. Somehow, people found out there were aliens in their neighborhood. But they didn't know how to recognize them. They got scared, and someone suggested the aliens could be disguised as regular human beings. Then they started pointing fingers and arguing among themselves. And they eventually ostracized a young family who had recently moved into the neighborhood, because they were obviously the "aliens".

All while this was going on, the real aliens were watching from afar, observing how the earth people were so quick to panic, follow the suggestion of their mistaken "leaders", jump to the wrong conclusions, and persecute their innocent neighbors.

ODanksta is the smartest person here. He figured it out after I gave him some minor clues. Jack always liked ODanksta.

And BTW, Jack always liked Pinworm as well.

Oh well, now that yall know the truth, can't we just all get along?

 

[neosapien]

You said you were a 29year old yoga teacher. Kinda hard to follow the clues when they're lies.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

So I'm guessing your like a secret spy for your husband? I obviously missed all the drama lol.

I thought stoners would be more chill and laid back hippy style. Stoners make more drama than even the normal American trash. lol

Not trolling BTW. Searching for te humor in all this. I know it's gotta be a funny story. Whatever happened.

Happy bunny day.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

You said you were a 29year old yoga teacher. Kinda hard to follow the clues when they're lies.

I am a Yoga teacher. But I followed common sense and hid some personal details about myself online. Just like I hide my real name.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

So I'm guessing your like a secret spy for your husband? I obviously missed all the drama lol.

I thought stoners would be more chill and laid back hippy style. Stoners make more drama than even the normal American trash. lol

Not trolling BTW. Searching for te humor in all this. I know it's gotta be a funny story. Whatever happened.

Happy bunny day.

Jack and I always liked this place, and we would browse together at night. And we still do. We love growing and grow talk. So when he was banned, I joined.

I am not Jack. I am not a sock puppet. I have not broken any rules. I am here just like all of you: because it's a good place.

 

[neosapien]

I am a Yoga teacher. But I followed common sense and hid some personal details about myself online. Just like I hide my real name.

Hiding is not disclosing your age. Lying is saying you're 29 years old when you're infact more like 49 years old.

I'm done with the witch hunt now. Consider yourself burned at the stake.

 

[srh88]

You said you were a 29year old yoga teacher. Kinda hard to follow the clues when they're lies.

If you seen the pic she posted a few weeks back you'd know that was bullshit.. That chick in pics body was about 40yrs plus and definitely never seen a yoga mat.. No point in lying.. Who cares what you are dude.. We are all online, no one cares what you look like.. Only thing most of us do care about is you lying. And your hate for our lord and savior pinworm

 

[srh88]

Jack and I always liked this place, and we would browse together at night. And we still do. We love growing and grow talk. So when he was banned, I joined.

I am not Jack. I am not a sock puppet. I have not broken any rules. I am here just like all of you: because it's a good place.

So it is the same grow that everyone was calling you out on that you denied?? Sorry tbone but this still smells like bullshit

 

[ZaraBeth420]

If you seen the pic she posted a few weeks back you'd know that was bullshit.. That chick in pics body was about 40yrs plus and definitely never seen a yoga mat.. No point in lying.. Who cares what you are dude.. We are all online, no one cares what you look like.. Only thing most of us do care about is you lying. And your hate for our lord and savior pinworm

That pic was me. Late at night, in PJ's. Taken by Jack.

And BTW, I am old than my listed age here. Late 30s / early 40s. Not gonna say which.

Hey, don't take it out on me because yall made such a big fucking deal out of this. I TOLD YOU that I was not Jack. I TOLD YOU. But you wouldn't believe me.

And I don't hate Pinworm. I liked him, until he incorrectly went on a vendetta against me. And he was completely wrong.

How could your lord and savior have led you astray?

 

[srh88]

That pic was me. Late at night, in PJ's. Taken by Jack.

And BTW, I am old than my listed age here. Late 30s / early 40s. Not gonna say which.

Hey, don't take it out on me because yall made such a big fucking deal out of this. I TOLD YOU that I was not Jack. I TOLD YOU. But you wouldn't believe me.

And I don't hate Pinworm. I liked him, until he incorrectly went on a vendetta against me. And he was completely wrong.

How could your lord and savior have led you astray?

You're getting closer to telling the truth.. Baby steps

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

That pic was me. Late at night, in PJ's. Taken by Jack.

And BTW, I am old than my listed age here. Late 30s / early 40s. Not gonna say which.

Hey, don't take it out on me because yall made such a big fucking deal out of this. I TOLD YOU that I was not Jack. I TOLD YOU. But you wouldn't believe me.

And I don't hate Pinworm. I liked him, until he incorrectly went on a vendetta against me. And he was completely wrong.

How could your lord and savior have led you astray?

I missed a pic too! Damn! I feel so so left out.

FWIW. Most middle aged women should NOT send nudies. I mean. Why do you think us older guys close our eyes? No offense. Girls do it to. Well. Other guys girls do anyway. Peace and love.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

It's all good. If you haven't noticed I don't really get involved in social hierarchies. Even in the real world I remain independent of the silly BS. I am actually extremely introverted so much so some would say to a fault. I don't "feel the need to be accepted and belong in the group". I do like troll sometimes tho. I get lambasted back and it's all just part of the silly little moments we share around here. Hell every thread I start gets hijacked by butt baby makers or goat lovers. So I try not to make threads lol.

BTW! I think Jack trolled me once. Please tell Jack to "FUCK OFF" for me. Thanks a million kitten tits.

Jack if it really wasn't you that trolled me I apologize in advance sir.

It's just FUCKING ROLLITUP DRAMA. We're all very bored and lonely. We need is some Springer show. Day in day out different targets blah blah blah. It will all blow over in a few days.

Peace and love. Happy Easter.

I don't remember if Jack ever trolled you, but nobody can talk trash like Jack, so if he trolled you, you would DEFINITELY remember it, so it probably wasn't him.

Hell, you were scared off a few nights ago by my lame attempt at trash talk. Jack would eat your raw.

But I would cook your goose first and feed you to my pit bulls.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

The main things to remember:

1. I am not Jack.

2. I am not a sock puppet (I have never been a member here under any other account).

3. Jack has never posted under my account here.

4. I didn't start this witch hunt. Someone else did.

5. It's not my fault that people made more out of this than they should have.

6. I've finally set the record straight.

7. I'm going to just let it all go, like it never happened. Forgive and forget. No hard feelings.

I might even go as far as saying "Please unban Pinworm". But I'll have to think about it some more.

Peace and love.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

I don't remember if Jack ever trolled you, but nobody can talk trash like Jack, so if he trolled you, you would DEFINITELY remember it, so it probably wasn't him.

Hell, you were scared off a few nights ago by my lame attempt at trash talk. Jack would eat your raw.

But I would cook your goose first and feed you to my pit bulls.

LOL. Don't kid yourself. I only come here mostly when I'm drinking. Sometimes when I'm bored at work. I don't even pay any of this much attention. We have far more serious issues in the world than the silly drama happening at RIU. Seriously. Don't take this serious. Sometimes I'm in the mood to spar. Other times I just don't have the desire. Actually the conflicts are kinda more silly anymore once you been around a minute. Some tho. They hold onto it FOREVER! LIke Pinny and UncleB. They don't ever forget shit. LOL.

Jacks you're husband. Of course he's the best of the best at everything when you are not mad at him.

Meanwhile. What's up with the fucking pic. I mean you're probably just so so, but I will compliment YOU anyway because I am a super nice guy to women. It's just how I roll. I would share a pic. But damn. I'm just too fucking good looking and it would be a major distraction to all the girls here. Just saying. Relax. Embrace the peace and love.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

LOL. Don't kid yourself. I only come here mostly when I'm drinking. Sometimes when I'm bored at work. I don't even pay any of this much attention. We have far more serious issues in the world than the silly drama happening at RIU. Seriously. Don't take this serious. Sometimes I'm in the mood to spar. Other times I just don't have the desire. Actually the conflicts are kinda more silly anymore once you been around a minute. Some tho. They hold onto it FOREVER! LIke Pinny and UncleB. They don't ever forget shit. LOL.

Jacks you're husband. Of course he's the best of the best at everything when you are not mad at him.

Meanwhile. What's up with the fucking pic. I mean you're probably just so so, but I will compliment YOU anyway because I am a super nice guy to women. It's just how I roll. I would share a pic. But damn. I'm just too fucking good looking and it would be a major distraction to all the girls here. Just saying. Relax. Embrace the peace and love.

Consider "peace and love" completely and fully embraced by me, upon your sage advice.

 

[ttystikk]

Well that answered a few questions, and posed a few more.

Happy Stomping Zombie Jesus Down the Drain Day!

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

The main things to remember:

1. I am not Jack.

2. I am not a sock puppet (I have never been a member here under any other account).

3. Jack has never posted under my account here.

4. I didn't start this witch hunt. Someone else did.

5. It's not my fault that people made more out of this than they should have.

6. I've finally set the record straight.

7. I'm going to just let it all go, like it never happened. Forgive and forget. No hard feelings.

I might even go as far as saying "Please unban Pinworm". But I'll have to think about it some more.

Peace and love.

1. Sorry who cares?

2. Yeah see #1

3. How about asking Jack to email @rollitup like @ODanksta posted. Perhaps they will allow him back.

4. See #1

5. See #1

6. Where's that pic? Damn. I ain't hurting for pussy. I'm very picky anyway and ABSOLUTLEY SICK OF MARRIED WOMEN. It's absolutely unbelievable how many married chicks are playing these days. Just feel left out. Not saying that you cheat. It's just I seem to run into married women. Most are separated tho.

7. Thank you. Relax. It will all blow over in a few days if you don't dwell on it.

Bunnies save the day. I love bunnies. So peaceful and loving.

 

[Singlemalt]

So, in summary: Buck saw the grow pics and correctly identified them as T-bone's; and you've spent all this time arguing minutia; claiming victory because you aren't really T-bone, just his squeeze.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

The main things to remember:
1. I am not Jack.

So you say

The main things to remember:
2. I am not a sock puppet (I have never been a member here under any other account).

You came here a couple days after tbone left, define "extenuating circumstances"

3. Jack has never posted under my account here.

But sometimes he speaks, you type

4. I didn't start this witch hunt. Someone else did.

"witch hunt" to you, "search for the truth" for everyone else

5. It's not my fault that people made more out of this than they should have.

And it's not our fault that we despise deceptive bull shit

6. I've finally set the record straight

You have issues, they are many

7. I'm going to just let it all go, like it never happened. Forgive and forget. No hard feelings.

Well isn't that soooooooooooooooo nice of you...


You still got 'splainin' to do Lucy...