Unclebaldrick
Well-Known Member
Look at me!
Here are some lyrics I put my own name into for no apparent reason...
You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you breach
Screw Uncle Baldrick's brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money - and you want more
Misguided old mule
With your pigheaded rules
With your narrow-minded cronies who are fools of the first division
[Chorus]
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You never had a heart of your own
Kill joy, Bad guy
Big talking, Small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me
Can you face me
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good, are you satisfied?
Do you feel like... suicide? (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right?
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good? (Feel good)
[Verse 2]
Talk like a big business tycoon
But you're just a hot-air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You're the king of the sleaze
Put your money where your mouth is Mr. Know-All
Was the fin on your back part of the deal? (Shark!)
[Chorus]
(You never did, right from the start)
[Outro]
Insane, should be put inside
You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good, I feel good
Here are some lyrics I put my own name into for no apparent reason...
You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you breach
Screw Uncle Baldrick's brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money - and you want more
Misguided old mule
With your pigheaded rules
With your narrow-minded cronies who are fools of the first division
[Chorus]
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You never had a heart of your own
Kill joy, Bad guy
Big talking, Small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me
Can you face me
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good, are you satisfied?
Do you feel like... suicide? (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right?
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good? (Feel good)
[Verse 2]
Talk like a big business tycoon
But you're just a hot-air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You're the king of the sleaze
Put your money where your mouth is Mr. Know-All
Was the fin on your back part of the deal? (Shark!)
[Chorus]
(You never did, right from the start)
[Outro]
Insane, should be put inside
You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good, I feel good
