ok here's my situation. ...

JJ05

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Yea..fyi..ill be in ohio come spring..come to hookahville,and get tied to a tree by some real 'niggers'..us family kids don't fuck around with racists,rapists,and rip offs.you're probably all 3 ten times over.
LOL I'll be there! LOOKIN FORWARD to seein ya! Hell you wont even know who i am bc chances are wed have a good convo, laugh and carry on. Your getting too butt hurt bc this is the INTERNET and all you can do is READ what I TYPE. Had I told you all this in person where you heard my tone of voice, read my body language, etc etc etc...wed all be bullshitting and laughing...
 

Opiated

Member
Resorting to Mama jokes now are we? Makes sense.
I heard And seen Rory's Mom, & see is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FAT that,,,

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam
 

rory420420

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No asian hookers..jj's friend is dead..remember..were resorting to mama jokes since the rest of your blather is as boring as you and your sexlife(not to mention your mothers blowjobs..tell her to swallow,best meal shell get since you brought her a ketchup packet)..
 

Opiated

Member
No asian hookers..jj's friend is dead..remember..were resorting to mama jokes since the rest of your blather is as boring as you and your sexlife(not to mention your mothers blowjobs..tell her to swallow,best meal shell get since you brought her a ketchup packet)..
Any "Benny Boys"??!!...Alex
 

maumaumandinka

New Member
one time this kid I knew went to a festival and bought 5000 dollars worth of drugs with fake money.. basically a dumbass redneck took the fuck out of a bunch of dumb ass hippies
 

rory420420

Well-Known Member
Your mommas so fat..
How fat is she?
....GODDAMN THAT'S A HUGE(and dumb for having you)BITCH!
Rush limbaugh called..he wants your mom to return his fridge and oxy contin..
 

JJ05

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Your mommas so fat..
How fat is she?
....GODDAMN THAT'S A HUGE(and dumb for having you)BITCH!
Rush limbaugh called..he wants your mom to return his fridge and oxy contin..

Cool story bro. You dont sound mad enough tho. Care to continue so you can demonstrate how much you support the lowlife street dealers?
 

JJ05

Well-Known Member
one time this kid I knew went to a festival and bought 5000 dollars worth of drugs with fake money.. basically a dumbass redneck took the fuck out of a bunch of dumb ass hippies
Im going to do this!!! I HOPE some of the fake $$ lends in Rorys hands...FREE LSD AND HIPPIE DRUGS!? Thanks!!
 

Opiated

Member
No asian hookers..jj's friend is dead..remember..were resorting to mama jokes since the rest of your blather is as boring as you and your sexlife(not to mention your mothers blowjobs..tell her to swallow,best meal shell get since you brought her a ketchup packet)..
Rory you are at times TOTALLY WRONG!!!. I owned an Asian Hostess Lounge, I've had sex with half of Asia...Alex
 
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