I'd just try to piece it together, stake the boken branch, AND THEN GO GET A WRITING JOB AT ADULT SWIM YOU FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!! I laughed so hard at the full cartoon!! And bookmarking to show others
i'd brace it first. one of my old plants broke in half overnight when a peice of wood fell on it i got a stick and tied it to the plant to brace it up and it healed and continued growning like a week later.