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Budzbuddha said:
The orange Neanderthal will be missing those North Korean love letters I guess ......


Gonna wonder how to become a ” Canadian “ .... you gotta kiss a leaf or something ? Like red and white colors ?
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Becoming a Canadian? My wife got her Canadian citizenship (dual US/Canada now) a couple of years ago.

The immigration requirements were A) Lick a beaver, B) Shoot a hockey puck 200' into an open net, C) Say either "sorry" or "eh" every fourth word, D) Learn to identify cash by the colour of the bill and E) be friendly, kind, fair and decent.
 
Budzbuddha said:
The orange Neanderthal will be missing those North Korean love letters I guess ......


Gonna wonder how to become a ” Canadian “ .... you gotta kiss a leaf or something ? Like red and white colors ?
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It's hard to qualify, shit I might not even make it! I'm afraid the border is gonna be closed for sometime, for as long as trump's America is a festering cauldron of infection. I got my hopes pegged on remdisovar and convalescent plasma transfusions using the blood bank network to knock down the fatality rates to flu levels and dramatically reduce hospital resources. Right now its just a hope, but we will know more within a week, plasma transfusions are almost a sure thing and using both together I figure they should be able to save even the most vulnerable, that's my hope anyway.

That, social distancing, contact tracing and testing will reopen the economy and even make herd immunity an ethical possibility. Remove the fear and you open things up, people don't mind being sick for a bit, they just don't dying. Right now getting this bug is like playing Russian roulette, the older you are the more rounds in the revolver, effective treatments might remove the bullets from the gun altogether.

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spek9 said:
Becoming a Canadian? My wife got her Canadian citizenship (dual US/Canada now) a couple of years ago.

The immigration requirements were A) Lick a beaver, B) Shoot a hockey puck 200' into an open net, C) Say either "sorry" or "eh" every fourth word, D) Learn to identify cash by the colour of the bill and E) be friendly, kind, fair and decent.
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A) Ok beaver .... check ( hopefully shaved )
B) Hate hockey , can I just throw it ?
C) What about ... hoser ? ..... Like “Thanks you fucking hoser “ ... want to look like a local
D) It’s green ? or You guys pushing fucking rainbows ? .... I will look at large numbers instead I guess.
E) I think I could ... not throw a middle finger At everybody.

Sounds easy .... thanks hoser
 
spek9 said:
Becoming a Canadian? My wife got her Canadian citizenship (dual US/Canada now) a couple of years ago.

The immigration requirements were A) Lick a beaver, B) Shoot a hockey puck 200' into an open net, C) Say either "sorry" or "eh" every fourth word, D) Learn to identify cash by the colour of the bill and E) be friendly, kind, fair and decent.
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Personally I like licking beavers, but speaking french will put you on the fast track in the door.
 
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Budzbuddha said:
The orange Neanderthal will be missing those North Korean love letters I guess ......


Gonna wonder how to become a ” Canadian “ .... you gotta kiss a leaf or something ? Like red and white colors ?
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no..

well It used to be different , before most canadians caught trump derangement syndrome

now all you have to do is kiss the hate trump pc cbc fake socialist fruit cake wagon and you're in..

or just walk across Roxham rd
 
Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump Encourages Stay at Home Protests

In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the celebration of 4/20, one of his favorite parts from the One World: Together at Home special he co-hosted over the weekend, making it into a “Jeopardy” question, people from all over the country protesting
 
DIY-HP-LED said:
Kim Jong Un is in grave danger after surgery, seems he has serious health issues, no word of covid-19, they shoot people who catch it, so nobody is likely to admit it, or seek out a test!
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Will trump send "thoughts and prayers" in a "beautiful" gag envelope? Did they break up? I haven't seen any National Enquirer headlines.
 
topcat said:
Will trump send "thoughts and prayers" in a "beautiful" gag envelope? Did they break up? I haven't seen any National Enquirer headlines.
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They have been kind of quiet ever since he got immunity in the Cohen case, where individual-1 just happens to be Dear Leader.

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/24/6414...publisher-said-to-have-immunity-in-cohen-case
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I really look forward to the expose' on what they know about Trump's involvement with the Saudi's that they seem to have been doing a lot of work for:

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And not to mention also being the leaks that the Saudi's hit job on Dear Leader's enemies:

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Who just happened to have a journalist of the Washington Post's murdered.


Dear Leader is screwed the day he is out of office.
 
You might think the petro zillionaires could take a temporary hit for Uncle Sam.

Wonder what they will give me to fill my propane tank.
 
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