Parents getting divorced - thanks Ashley Madison
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GrowUrOwnDank
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I admit it. I signed up when I heard the news. Just to check it out. Seems like you can get all the herpes and HPV you want for free on CL. Just saying.
Balzac89
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I'm pretty sure CL is only good for murder suicides.
GrowUrOwnDank
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I would say. Stay away from CL. Just don't do it. So? Single dude. How do you meet chicks these days without the internet? Thank you kind sir.
GrowUrOwnDank
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I am trying to be your friend because I can sense that you are lonely. Please refrain from stating the ugly. Today is sposed to be a chill day. Get high. Relax. Hide away. Be nice. And just enjoy the beauty. Just sayin. It's not like your parents are getting divorced. Is it?
Balzac89
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My parents never did get divorced. They should have.
I just wanted to add, I don't need to be your friend.
Balzac89
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Well I have these things called friends. We go to places and we do things. I meet people along the way.
GrowUrOwnDank
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It's ok bro. We here in the rollitup community love you and identify with you. We can feel your pain. Relax. Love you bro.
Balzac89
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I like your passive aggressiveness it will pay off someday
tyler.durden
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Hey UB3. Have your dad talk to all the divorce lawyers in town, a free, brief consultation. Have him start with the best and work his way toward the bottom. When your mom looks for a local attorney that your dad already spoke with, they will be ethically unable to take her case as your dad is now a potential client. It's a neat trick...
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Balzac89
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Doesn't a retainer have to be exchanged for it to be confidential
GrowUrOwnDank
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So now your profiling. I still love you bro. I will shoulder this burden and try to help you hold on til "tomorrow". We need a group hug for you. Come on guys. Let's show dude the love. Everybody.
GrowUrOwnDank
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Is this like a passive agressive threat that you have the authority to troll me? I'm trying to be your bro. Bring you up. Not down. Come on man. Feel the love. Accept it. It's Sunday and I want you to be awesome today.
Balzac89
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I'm in a fine mood. Just hiked 10 miles in 3 hrs 44 minutes. Sitting here recovering listening to music. My knee hurts tho
tyler.durden
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Maybe, but it's not about confidentiality, it's about conflict of interest...
Balzac89
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Yeah but why waste your time.
tyler.durden
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It just assures that his mom can't use the best local divorce attorneys, it's usually a bitch to use attorneys that aren't local. Believe me, I've been divorced twice...