pass a test with this?

http://perfecturine.com/osc/product_info.php?products_id=71




i've never had to fake a pee test before, does this seem acceptable? its for a job and i know most of the time that they dont watch but i figure if they do i cant strap the lil tube on the underside of muh wang. ima use my gf's pee too, they cant tell the diff. right?

Yes, they can determine the difference between male and female urine at any lab...though I doubt it for any kind of "quick test" or home tests.

I have no idea whether the stuff in the link works or not.

the last time i took a drug test, for probation they just dipped it in the probe and the machine told whether or not it was passing or failing, should my dog pee it in for me lol jk, he prolly wouldnt pass either.

well i just read online that only court ordered or parole/prob. tests are allowed to be watched while you pepe, so as long as i know the temp. of the urine, im pretty sure i can use my gf's pee and not have to worry bout it. im pretty sure itll be a simple test, and i mean at least i wont go to jail if i fail like i had to worry about before

That urine wont pass a home test.Thay are on to that shit.Go buy you a whizzenater from ALS.com and use clean urine is your only way if your not going to quit

check out his thread i used this method for a job..Pass a Drug Screen w/ Human Urine 'How To'......it worked great for me just watch the temps....i dont know about useing female urine though, but who knows...

o those bastards, they wont ship to my state

This is what my research shows works. Haven't tried it but will sometime for sure. Do a search on it. Amazon.com has many for sale.

http://www.keepshooting.com/selfdefense/fake-urine/fake-urine-pass-drugtest.htm

and i mean if they tell me i failed becuase i used female piss, i ll just flip shit saying at one time i was a female and their discriminating or somthing right? lol

i got the urine early in the am about 5am cause the dude was getting up that early for work...took the urine home put it in the refrigerator until about 11 am started the warm up process, and off i went to the clinic to take the test the drive was about a half hour drive, but i sat out front of the place for like a half hour just to make sure the urine was the right temp...

i guess ill order quick fix tonight, anybody ever failed using thiss?

That is what I've found. Using someone's pee has got many to fail. Girlfriend doesn't do drugs but has a tummy ache and takes a pain med with codeine in it and forgot. No weed in it but explain the codeine.....etc....many stories like that. Go safe with fake urine with right temps. your ok....temps too high or low are the only way this hasn't worked I've read. If you don't pass for any reason question the test and ask for another. Shouldn't be a issue because of many false/poss. They will watch closer for a repeat tester though. you will be fine.

I'd also buy a back up in case they call for a retest.....

Quick fix will not pass a 40.00 wallgreens home kit.They have a specific test for that urine on the aldulturent strip.Qiuck fix might have worked at some labs a year ago,now the shit shows positive for oxidents,Go ahead waist your money,Qiut giveing this dude bad advise,from the sound of it not many of you have even take a urine test.Whatever you guys do dont use that fake urine at probation,I know two who got violated and are in the pen useing that shit.

well fuck me, i guess im not getting it, thanks man for the heads up


ill get my girl to pee in one little bottle, and get a toe warmer thing and tape it too it. man I will be PISSED if i dont get this job, i shouldnt have smoked 4 grams of nugs last weekend but fuck it was free lol

are the aquarium temp strips reliable on tempeture? ill be having to warm it up and then attached the toe warmer stuff, then tape to leg, then have to wait like 3-4 hours. is that to long? what can i do if it gets to cold?

use the hand warmer packs. the cheap ones. Get some tighty-whites and use the pocket/fold/slit that is in the crotch and put your hand warmer. (it will be hot, but cozy) then put your pee in a condom and tie it like a water balloon. place that in your tighty-whitey's with the knot from your condom water ballon sticking out of your tighty-whitey's, above the elastic band. the pee will be warm and when it's your turn, take your time, the warmer will heat up the pee you put into the condom that you put into the cup. simple.

(also you might want to bring a sharp item to puncture the condom to drain.)

IMA BITE IT muahah jk i thnk they might notice a violent hurling noise coming from the room lol

how full should i get the condom? i kno i need the non spermicadal one

oh really??? said:

use the hand warmer packs. the cheap ones. Get some tighty-whites and use the pocket/fold/slit that is in the crotch and put your hand warmer. (it will be hot, but cozy) then put your pee in a condom and tie it like a water balloon. place that in your tighty-whitey's with the knot from your condom water ballon sticking out of your tighty-whitey's, above the elastic band. the pee will be warm and when it's your turn, take your time, the warmer will heat up the pee you put into the condom that you put into the cup. simple.

(also you might want to bring a sharp item to puncture the condom to drain.)

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Good idea but if the condom leaks or breaks your in trouble. Get a 2,3 or 4 oz hand sanitizer bottle....couple bucks and put it in there with a cap on it. Now no breakage issues.

do they stay as warm tho? iv been reading that the sac/butt area keeps them at like 96-97 degrees inside some tity whiteys. im bout to go to walmart and get some supplies


1) baby digital thermometer
2) Beer and frozen pizza
3) mini shampoo bottle
4)tighty whities

oh man, my buddy bought a bag with a tube and a clip, he wore the bag around his waist with a strap, he had to go take a piss test to get his captains license, so he went to a doctors office to take the test, and after he was done peeing in the cup he put the clip back on the tube but the bag was still half full because he had too much. anyways, after his piss test the doctor said "ok, now pull down your pants", he didnt know he was going to have a full physical, ahahahah so my buddy was like what why i dont wanna pull down my pants, the doctor said come on now dont be shy were all men here. so my buddy really carefully pulled his belt with the bag up around his stomach and pulled his pants down but popped the clip off the tube by accident and he pissed all over the doctor, the doctor somehow didnt notice the tube and started yelling and had piss all over his pants and the floor, the doctor got up and washed his hands and asked my friend if he ever had problems like this before, oh man