Passing a drug test at Walmart

blowinblunts · Mar 20, 2012

Went in for my interview today, got interviewed by two people, and at the end of he thing they told me the are going to hire me, however i must show up at the clinic and take a drug test within 24 hours. i got about 20 hours left, and have been slaming as much water as i can, i usually smoke 2-3 grams a day, any other tips on ho i might be able to slide by and pass this shit?

bigslama912 · Mar 20, 2012

synthetic piss or your fucked.

Good Luck

I guess it would also be worth stopping by your local headshop and pick up some detoxes.... however in my past experience they are not worth a penny

dank smoker420 · Mar 20, 2012

go to a headshop and get a detox drink or pills or fake piss. depening on how good the clinic is they might know it if diluted. you would have to make up a good excuse if it is or they will make you take another one

ClaytonBigsby · Mar 20, 2012

This works like a champ. Drink a large jar of pickle juice about 16 hours before you go in to pee. At 12 hours before, you drink a small jar of jalepeno juice (think 12 oz). At 10 hours before you HAVE to eat an 8 ounce container of some type of wasabi mustard. At 6 hours before, you drink two shots of balsamic vinegar. An hour before you go in, you rub one out, then drink a gallon of milk. Then, sneak in someone else's urine that you know is clean. Works EVERY time!

SocataSmoker · Mar 20, 2012

Fuck that shit above...

Your best option is synthetic piss, as they won't be watching you for that sort of job.

missnu · Mar 20, 2012

Well walmart does actual lab testing so there is a good chance that unless you fake it with real clean pee from someone else it won't work...fake pee is out...so you need actual fresh urine from someone else...or just drink an ass ton of water leading up to the appointment and hope for the best...

doctorD · Mar 20, 2012

I had a great job offer but had to take a test. I got the fake piss but didnt know if it would work and didnt want to risk not getting the job. My solution was to apply at wal-mart and take the test they send me too. If I pass then great im good if I fail I would do something like get a doner with some clean piss

The Cryptkeeper · Mar 20, 2012

Drink two liters of water a supplement.

patlpp · Mar 20, 2012

So much for Walmart, maybe you could get a job as a schoolbus driver?

JohnnyGreenfingers · Mar 20, 2012

ClaytonBigsby said:
This works like a champ. Drink a large jar of pickle juice about 16 hours before you go in to pee. At 12 hours before, you drink a small jar of jalepeno juice (think 12 oz). At 10 hours before you HAVE to eat an 8 ounce container of some type of wasabi mustard. At 6 hours before, you drink two shots of balsamic vinegar. An hour before you go in, you rub one out, then drink a gallon of milk. Then, sneak in someone else's urine that you know is clean. Works EVERY time!

This needs more love.

<3

ClaytonBigsby · Mar 20, 2012

Really?

I was thinking.... smokes 2-3 grams a day, drug test in 20 hours..... not much hope really (except to use someone else's [which I did recommend]).

Then I looked at the post count,...... and thought the post appropriate. I have been away and a little out of touch, so if it IS me, sorry OP, and good luck.

Sunbiz1 · Mar 20, 2012

blowinblunts said:
Went in for my interview today, got interviewed by two people, and at the end of he thing they told me the are going to hire me, however i must show up at the clinic and take a drug test within 24 hours. i got about 20 hours left, and have been slaming as much water as i can, i usually smoke 2-3 grams a day, any other tips on ho i might be able to slide by and pass this shit?

Oh boy, let's slam water for a career at Wal-Mart.

Here's a tip, educate yourself for a career that actually will earn you a decent wage.

JohnnyGreenfingers · Mar 20, 2012

I don't care if you were thinking "I hope this bastard dies of internal grease fire". I thought it was pretty funny, regardless.

EDIT: cockblocked!

golddog · Mar 20, 2012

Eat a lot of asparagus the night before, and more in the morning.

Then drink plenty of water. You should be diluted enough to pass the test.

The asparagus adds a lot of color and really smells BAD!

You might pass, but watch their faces when they have to deal with it.

I did it a few years ago, and I passed. :joint:

Sunbiz1 · Mar 20, 2012

JohnnyGreenfingers said:
I don't care if you were thinking "I hope this bastard dies of internal grease fire". I thought it was pretty funny, regardless.

EDIT: cockblocked!

Ah, so you're the OP...thanks for sharing. You know, with all these new accounts one can't tell anything...lol.

JohnnyGreenfingers · Mar 20, 2012

Sunbiz1 said:
Ah, so you're the OP...thanks for sharing. You know, with all these new accounts one can't tell anything...lol.

Lol. No. What I meant by cockblocked was your post came in between mine and Claytons on the one time I didn't quote who I was responding to.

bowlfullofbliss · Mar 20, 2012

Sunbiz1 said:
Oh boy, let's slam water for a career at Wal-Mart.

Here's a tip, educate yourself for a career that actually will earn you a decent wage.

Ouch Sunbiz.......this is a really tough economy.....jobs, even sucky ones are hard to get, really hard in my State. At least he's looking and trying. I know a lot of people that are doing things they never would to keep life going.....just sayin'.

Sunbiz1 · Mar 20, 2012

bowlfullofbliss said:
Ouch Sunbiz.......this is a really tough economy.....jobs, even sucky ones are hard to get, really hard in my State. At least he's looking and trying. I know a lot of people that are doing things they never would to keep life going.....just sayin'.

When you do something to "keep life going", Wal-Mart and other menial jobs should be a last resort.

bowlfullofbliss · Mar 20, 2012

Sunbiz1 said:
When you do something to "keep life going", Wal-Mart and other menial jobs should be a last resort.

Without any intent to argue at all.......I'm interested in what a menial job is, and what should one consider the point of last resort.

ClaytonBigsby · Mar 20, 2012

2-3 grams a day, man,......2-3 grams...

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