Passing a drug test at Walmart

bowlfullofbliss said:

Without any intent to argue at all.......I'm interested in what a menial job is, and what should one consider the point of last resort.

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Anything that pays less than $12/hr in this economy, that is the minimum rate to support oneself without any dependents.

There are no menial jobs, only menial wage rates.

Sunbiz1 said:

Anything that pays less than $12/hr in this economy, that is the minimum rate to support oneself without any dependents.

There are no menial jobs, only menial wage rates.

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It would definatly be unfortunate to work for $12 or less. What I'll just say is that Ford is now hiring at $15/hr, and you have to pay union dues, taxes, etc. It sure used to be a respectable life to work there. I'm currently unemployed, and the factories are now hiring for as low as $10.50/hr, mostly non-union manufacturing. Again, a once good life to start in, but they know how little they can pay. Luckily fo rme, I have a long prior career as a house painter, and am going to have to go from full on suit and tie to back on the ladders working with chemicals all day. I'm doing it just to keep it going.

my understanding is if you can pound down enough water, you should be able to either pass or get a retest
some vitamin B complex helps for color which will be lacking if you do drink enough water

bowlfullofbliss said:

It would definatly be unfortunate to work for $12 or less. What I'll just say is that Ford is now hiring at $15/hr, and you have to pay union dues, taxes, etc. It sure used to be a respectable life to work there. I'm currently unemployed, and the factories are now hiring for as low as $10.50/hr, mostly non-union manufacturing. Again, a once good life to start in, but they know how little they can pay. Luckily fo rme, I have a long prior career as a house painter, and am going to have to go from full on suit and tie to back on the ladders working with chemicals all day. I'm doing it just to keep it going.

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You sound like a recent hire there,

If you can paint(and tape in particular), then it certainly would pay better.

Good luck!

Real painters dont use tape...

Since when do you have to take a drug test to work at Wal-Mart.. what a joke haha.

chickadee said:

Since when do you have to take a drug test to work at Wal-Mart.. what a joke haha.

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from what ive heard from my friends mother (whos a manager of a store and has been with wal-mart for 10+ years) they will be switching from urine tests to hair sample tests sometime in the near future. hahaha. walmarts gonna lose all its employees.

Good luck in your job quest. I always found once I was working, anywhere, other companies seemed more interested. Do you best at what ever your doing. No matter how medial it may seem give it your all.

What a handsome cat, snew.

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

from what ive heard from my friends mother (whos a manager of a store and has been with wal-mart for 10+ years) they will be switching from urine tests to hair sample tests sometime in the near future. hahaha. walmarts gonna lose all its employees.

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it was only a matter of time, something is going to have to give when there aren't enough docile, drug free, alcohol free workers to keep the system going
i do see the hair test is about 3-5 times more expensive than the urine test
but shampoo/body washes are under development

doctorD said:

Real painters dont use tape...

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Sometimes you have to tape when spraying, only time I have seen it used professionally.

Then there's the do-it-yourself tape, and if you're that bad of a painter to require using it...call a professional...lol

missnu said:

Well walmart does actual lab testing so there is a good chance that unless you fake it with real clean pee from someone else it won't work...fake pee is out...so you need actual fresh urine from someone else...or just drink an ass ton of water leading up to the appointment and hope for the best...

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Fake pee works in lab testing. You just have to buy the right one. Personal experience, got the job I was going for test driving cars for a local manufacturer. It just has to contain creatine and other normal body hormones.

Quick Fix is what I used is called. Head shops usually have it. If you fail you get your money back from the company as well.

If anything drinking to much water will lead to a retest because when you drink to much water your liver no longer puts out the hormones. Your test would be considered suspect and you'd have to take it again.

ThatGuy113 said:

Fake pee works in lab testing. You just have to buy the right one. Personal experience, got the job I was going for test driving cars for a local manufacturer. It just has to contain creatine and other normal body hormones.

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I am not sure how it works in practice, but I've heard/read that If you are trying the method of just drinking a buttload of water that you should chow on a bunch of red meat 6-7 hours before the test, that way even though the color is wrong, you still have the higher levels of creatinine. And they test creatinine levels NOT creatine...two different things completely. Creatinine is produced as creatine is broken down. Here is a little blurb about it from Wikipedia and how it's related to urine tests.

Urine creatinine Creatinine concentration is also checked during standard urine drug tests. Normal creatinine levels indicate that the test sample is undiluted, whereas low amounts of creatinine in the urine indicate either a manipulated test or low individual baseline creatinine levels. Test samples that are considered manipulated due to low creatinine aren't tested and the test is sometimes considered failed.
It should be noted[SUP][citation needed][/SUP] that diluted samples may not always be due to a conscious effort of subversion and diluted samples cannot be proved to be intentional, but are only assumed to be. Random urine creatinine levels have no standard reference ranges. They are usually used with other tests to reference levels of other substances measured in the urine. Diuretics, such as coffee and tea, cause more frequent urination, thus potently decreasing creatinine levels. A decrease in muscle mass will also cause a lower reading of creatinine, as will pregnancy.

So, did you try my method? Did you get the jerb?

dude fake piss or you won't pass. simple as that. whoever says quickfix synthetic urine doesn't work is a liar.

If walmart decided to test their customers, they would go broke overnight. What is it about that store? You don't see things like "people of Target" or "People of Kmart"...Walmart attracts all the freaks, but want the workers to be drug free? From looking at the majority of the customers, if I worked there, I would want to take drugs also!

Tell them you use baby soap...?

I would just do the test & blame failure on second hand smokekiss-ass

or you can just use synthetic urine and pass the test.

You need to get the doctor to get you a prescription of the stomach medicine 'Protonix' it has a false positive that will make the drug test read positive even if you don't smoke.

This won't do anything but buy you time but it will explain away a positive drug test showing Marijuana in the system.

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