Passing A Test

klassifyme

klassifyme

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again, im not trying to be a dick but masking agents show up on tests, most jobs wont take it any farther if they like you, but p.o.'s consider it a dirty test
 
fatality

fatality

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wyteberrywidow said:
exactly thats why i dont use them 50 dollar drinks just a jug of water free refills..
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when you frequent the drink as many of our minds will tell us to do, you will usually know to look in more spots than one and always frequent the local quik-e-mart because the sand-spooks always have what you need for bout 30 bucks, pardon my french
 
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fatality

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i too have taken a step back from the limelight to observe my previous posts, and yea, some do seem out of the subject of mj lore, the very thought sickens me, even though i know i have fallin ill to it's clutches, we all must be freed from this before we all perish. this is a mj site folks, let us all take a step back and just relish that fact for a minute or so, let it sink in, and when anyone has any comments on real life cunundrum, then show it the cold shoulder. cuz yea this b a ganja site mon, so lets b all keepin dat way mon. lol so for now on when anyone write off some real life shit and make a thread bout it, if it aint bout weed, then i will tell them what site they are on and that they should fuckin keep it dat fuckin way mon, this piss test thread does happen to fall in the category of weed related bullshit, so it must be acknowledged
 
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the kicker on the whole thing is that most of them "masking" drinks will have fruit pectin in the contents, and a good majority of it as well,,,, hmmmmmmm maybe that would spark an interest for someone wondering why i would mix up sure jell with water as well as a drink.......... hmmmmmm , pectin is natures mask muthafuckas
 
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FootClan said:
the drinks specificly tells me to drink the drink then fill the bottle with water drink that and NOT to drink anymore after that or it will dilute the masking agent... It had a 1 800 number on the back for custmer questions....i called the number a dude answerd and talked to me for like 20 mins on how to beat a piss test.everyting from not drinking anyting acitic for two days prior or drinking anything with alchole two days prior to test...no pickes no soda no beer....he said the longer you have gone with out smoking the better odds are in addition to everything else i just stated....also said to excersize as many days before your test as you can but when on to say if your just fat then it wont matter becuase you cant loose enough fat in that short period of time for all the THC to get out your cells anyways.....

i failed 3 test back to back before i bought this drink and called the number after talking to this guy ive never failed a test since...i just do what he told me.....i stop smoking the day i find out i have test tell the day of the test....I hydrate everyday tell the test by drinking lots of water....two days before the test i stop drinking all acidic drinks as well as anything that could dehydrate me like beer or liquir or anything for that matter.....Then the day of the test i wake up start drinking water start pissing then drinking more water start pissing i do that tell im about 2 hours away from the test......once im two hours away i drink the masking drink refill the bottle ONE time pre what it said on the bottle and what the guy told me...Hes was Very specific about only refilling the bottle once with water he said multipul times that any attemp to drink more water after that will only dilute the masking agent which would render it less effective he didnt say totaly ineffictive he said LESS effictive........Ok so i did that everytime and everytime ive passed..... Yet the 3 times before that just woke up and started drinking water tell the very minute of the test just like my friends(and all you guys) keep telling me....first time FAILED......my friends said " naw man its works you must have just not drank enugh water" ok so second time i tryed it i did same thing woke up early in the morning started drinking water tell the minute i took that test....FAILED AGAIN......after that i told my friends to fuck off and i asked my uncle what he thought only casue he was in prison for 8 years and on probation for many more after that.....he was the one that turned me on to the masking drink he didnt give me a brand just said to try one so went down to the local head shop went to buy a masking drink like you said widow 5O BUCKS! i was like damn man thats too much!! the guy worked there said if you dont wanna spend the money try these detox herbal pills and drink lots of water so i was a cheap shit and thought maybe the herbal detox supplment will do the job did the same thing AGAIN! woke up early started drinking hella water then took the herbal detox pills like 24 of them then continued to drink water tell up to the test and FAIL AGAIN.......after that just went back to the store and got the fucking masking drink and never failedl a test since......Fuckin lost 3 jobs because of that shit.....thank god it wasnt for my freedom and only a job..... I will google the drink and see if i can find it i havent took a piss test in like 3 years but im sure they still sale it ill be back in a few with the link
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i sense the compasion in your words, lol , really.. is the one you used called ready clean ? i too called the number lol , vals has a number as well, ready clean b cheaper though and works
 
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another thing you mentioned was working out before your test and not the day off, fuck yea, whenever you exert your body, it gets rid of toxins. so yea, if you got a tes comin up, work out like a motherfucker, push that body, shake that body for me, .... but yea, dont forget to stop shakin that fuckin body the night before the big day of your test because you wanna be nice and calm and try not to even break a sweat the day of, no strenuous activities the day of...... good point to note
 
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