Passing drug test

hi. I am a regular smoker(as in 2 to 3 bowls a day) and I have an interview for a new job in 7 days. I was wondering if i would pass the test that day if i stopped smoking completely and drank TONS of water. Now there is a chance that the test wouldn't be for about 2 or even 3 weeks away so if i continuously drank water until then and didn't smoke at all will I be fine? I don't have any money to spend on that drink stuff that cleans your system out. I'm not to worried though because I have a phone interview tomorrow and if i pass that I still would have to take another interview later. Thanks for your time

Chris

Im not sure. You may be on the line with this one. How much do you weigh, do you have a fast metabolism, how tall are you? Drinking lots of water will dilute your system and they wont be able to test the sample . They will prob make you retest. Being an everyday user, its going to take a little while to get EVERYTHING out of your system..way more than a week. Even 2 weeks would be a little on the line. You dont have any way to sub do you? I think that would be the saftest bet.

You can get away with drinking a lot of liquids....my girlfriend does it probably once or twice a year....she works at a job where if she gets promoted or a raise she gets dropped....drink lots of cranberry juice and water for the next week, STOP SMOKING, and you'll probably be OK

i think i might just buy the crap.. where is the cheapest? and im still going to quit till i get the job. also i am 170 and 5 11. pretty normal. my metabolism is normal. so, since im just going to buy the crap can i stop drinking BOAT loads of water or should i still drink tons of it until a few days before? thanks doods!

foily said:

hi. I am a regular smoker(as in 2 to 3 bowls a day) and I have an interview for a new job in 7 days. I was wondering if i would pass the test that day if i stopped smoking completely and drank TONS of water. Now there is a chance that the test wouldn't be for about 2 or even 3 weeks away so if i continuously drank water until then and didn't smoke at all will I be fine? I don't have any money to spend on that drink stuff that cleans your system out. I'm not to worried though because I have a phone interview tomorrow and if i pass that I still would have to take another interview later. Thanks for your time

Chris

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keep drinking water till your test and like 2 hours before your drug test just drink like 6 cups of water
and you will piss straight water



Test it out.. drink like 6 cups of water wait like an hour and go piss

go to a head shop and get a thc test $10-15. try a few different ways, you have time.

here is what i use and pass no problem...Detox Drinks - XXTRA Clean by One Source (Detoxify) @ Drug-Test-Facts.com

and here is a good read on this product from a daily smoker...Welcome to GrowKind.com - Cultivating Good Buds! How I passed a drug test.

the lady at the head shop that i get this from gives me a test kit and the quick clean pills for free when i purchase.

good luck !!

I weigh 225 6'1 smoke everyday. had to piss for a job. bought 5 dip test. took one every few days. on day 12 I tested negative. i did nothing while testing my self no water or detox flushes. I do not exercise. I did not eat big for 10 days.on day 11 and on the day of the test I drank about 320z of water and ate lot of carbs. i only gave urine in mid stream.

all of these things matter.
weight, height for obvious reasons.
exercise. healthy eating: burn fat which is where the toxins that they test for are stored (not THC)
eat big the day before and day of the test. pack on fresh fat cells with no toxins.
drink minimal amounts of water. diluted sample will get you retested. but will buy you time. vitamin b will color your urine yellow, if going with flush method.
only take sample from mid stream not the beginning or end. that's when the most toxins are expelled, and for gods sakes don't smoke.

when you go to the head shop and spend $50 on the cleansing bullshit that don't work. I have tested them with the home test kits and never passed one.
spend the money on the home (emit) dip drug test. usually $5-$10. the same test used in most situation. unless its for DOT, or other government funded position. only when the dip test (emit) come up dirty do they send it off for the big one. Gas Chromatography and Mass Spectrometry probably not going to beat that one. again the cleaning don't work. if your going to take a chance or waste your money might as well just drink water, and take v-b. check hightimes or do a google search theres lots of info out the.

IT took me like 3 months to pass but I think I smoked in my sleep or somthing. I even told the judge "This might be hard to understand but.....I smoke weed in my sleep." He sugested 1 year rehab or 6 months county jail..I took jail.

You might pass.I had to give a piss test when I got arrested with my buddies.We smoked everyday all year and just finished the blunt before we got stopped.I took the test the next morning in jail and passed.I wouldnt reccomend smoking right up to a test but ya never know.. When I was on probation I had to get tested once a week for 5 years and found that drinking lots of fluid and stop smoking at least 4 days in advance and making sure not to work out or do a lot of things that burn fat always had me clear.If you work out or burn fat it releases stored thc in your fat cells..Imma big guy 6 6 275 so might have been my body just used the thc faster

I use one of those mini liquor bottles. you know the little vodka, or Jack Daniels bottles. and a few hand warmers. get them at Wally world less than $1. o yea you need clean urine. I tested this out. place two hand warmers around the bottle of urine. after about 15 min it will reach about 105. then I use a little duct tape. lol. I know ouch!! but its a decent job. tape around the right area. I keep checking the temp for 2hrs while I wore this thing around. and kept it around 97-98%. also if you do it right the tip of the bottle is right where it need to be if your being watched. well right where it needs to be for me 3 inches. damn genetics.

the worst problem I had was i showed up no test, and couldn't get away long enough to remove the tape. had to wear my wifes urine duct taped to me most of the day.

If depends on the test.
Lab tested Urine, it will be at least 28 days before a clean test can be expected.
On the spot test cards, 2 weeks clean may do it, it depends on your body.
Buy test cards off the internet and test yourself to find out how your metabolism works and how long it takes you to be clean (you've got to be willing to stay clean for a while) I have discovered that after evening smoking of 1 bowl per night for a period of 30 days or over, that it takes me about 3 week to pass my own test card test, two weeks if I slam large amounts of water down constantly 4 hours before and up to the time I tested myself. This is always useful information that is well worth the money, if testing is a concern and a positive can have catastrophic consequences to you and your families livelihood.
Huge amounts of water just before testing may help (Dilution is the solution)
If you know when you are being tested and don't think you will be clean and nobody's going to be looking over your shoulder or staring at your crouch, I would buy clean urine off the internet.
There are a lot of snake oil salesmen out there and I have't found a test clean product yet that works as advertised other than clean synthetic urine.
Again, buy your own test kits and find out where you're at.
Good Luck, I know testing can be a very anxious time.

Jomal206 ...doesnt her urine come back to dilute? usually if you drink so much water per hour, they are not able to test your sample. it will either come back inconclusive and usually you have to retake the test

boooky said:

IT took me like 3 months to pass but I think I smoked in my sleep or somthing. I even told the judge "This might be hard to understand but.....I smoke weed in my sleep." He sugested 1 year rehab or 6 months county jail..I took jail.

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I was locked up on a voilation of probation for a hot urine , after being in jail for 3 weeks ,(no smoking) I get before the judge and explain , Ive been smoking weed close to 25 yrs ,Your Honor .. its in my cells .. he laughed and said if you piss hot rt now I'll cut you loose and susspend your probation.. well wouldent you know it , my P.O took me into the bathroom I peed in the cup and prayed as i was doing it and motherfucker it was still HOT ... whooooo HOOOOOOO .. the judge kept his word . I was home puffing 4 hrs later .. True story

lol nice story!!

Well alittle update for you. my second interview is on monday. and 48 hours later i have to take the test.(well atleast i think) That would make it 2 full week or rather 14 full days with no smoke, and between 1/2 to 1 gallon of water everyday. let me tell you thats not easy.. i literately had to drink CONSANTLY to guzzle all that down. I also bought some detox online and hopefully all of that should get me by. also, i've been trying to make my meals smaller so my metabolism would speed up. I heard that helps.. sooo... 6 days to go. MORE WATER!!! lol ill keep you posted

Im 6'3 190 i was on probation and i smoked a fat blunt the day before i had a test cuz they pulled a quick one when i showed up to check in but i stay heathy and work out like 3 to 4 days a week and at least drink 9 glasses a day the day before i had the test i drank like 24 cups of water and took like 25 pisses cuz i smoked i did this just in case and when i took the test i pissed most of my urin in the stall and put the last bit in the cup i ended up passin the test all the little dots where there but faild cuz they asked me before i took the test if i was going to pass or fail and i said i dont know they then asked me when is the last time i had smoked and i told them i did like 3 weeks ago so i got faild cuz of telling them that but by telling them i did smoke 3 weeks ago i didnt get a test since then and its been 4 months i think they didint test me cuz i was real and just told them a half truth or what they wana hear if the test is faild so if this happens to you i would do the same thing and to get it out of your body the best way is to stop 2 weeks before test work out untill you work up a good swet like a good 45 min with 25 min of runing 4 days a week drink at least 9 glasses of water a day with dayly vitamins and also drink a detox tea you can get at any heath food store and try to piss as much as you can in the time untill your test do this and your good your probation will be inspecting only the finest of health clean piss so clean tell them to have a sip lol but this is what happend to me and i wish all my fellow pot heads good luck with probation and dont get in trouble cuz thats what they whant you to do thats how they get payed and thats how the system works ight then i hope i helped peace
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Don't drink too much water or it will be diluted and will be a automatic fail

My friend had to take a drug test where they swab your mouth, and he smoked the day before and was like"Fuck, I gotta take a drug test tomorrow" Then we packed another bowl and he passed. But if it were a piss test he would have been screwed.

ive had to take plenty of test and i just drink tons of water, cranberry juice and that always leaves me fine and i normally only get a weeks notice,,, also do as much physical activity possible to "sweat it out"!

whizzinator. puck industries fake pee-pee.case closed.enjoy your job.

I was on paper since I was 15, and the only thing i am comfortable with is a produst called Sonnet #7. It is benzolyte clay that sucks up toxins. I used it everythime and passed everythime. It's like 20 dollars a bottle and has at least 6to 8 good doeses in it.I swear it is the only thing i trust. None of those take it two to three hours...or be sure to drink 48 gallons of water.


SONNET #7