Passing UA Drug Test.

Sask420

Sask420

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Alright guys I've been working for my current employer for the past 2 years. ( Oilfield related) We had a spring meeting and everyone will be required to do a 10 drug screen test. I'm 20 years old not in the best of shape, but not fat. 6'3 240lbs. We were given 30 days notice of this test. My smoking history is approx 4.5 years, 4 years would be smoking daily. ( couple bong hits, a joint here, a vap bag here etcc)

So far to prepare I have stopped smoking weed on April 29th, 2011. I purchased 20 at home thc test strips. I also started going to the gym 4 times a week. On the 3rd of may I tried to use a typical masking drink and my sample came up as invalid (farrr too diluted)

ANYWAYS I'm concerned I won't pass my test and want to go the route of substitution but I lack some information. Do Canadian laws require you to have someone to monitor you while you do a UA? More specific the province of Saskatchewan. I tried looking for some human rights regarding the drug and alcohol policy act but my google skills must suck.

Any help is very appreciated :joint:
 
maps84

maps84

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Sask I think the only way it'd be mandatory for it to be watched is that if it was ordered by the supreme court or if you had failed it before because your pee wasn't warm or came out adulterated. Actually the hard thing would be smuggling it especially if you're a guy, I mean it's not crazy to think they could run a body search like they were looking for weapons, and they're obviously not gonna let you take anything with u to the test. Being busted hiding pee! priceless
 
Sask420

Sask420

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masp84 said:
Sask I think the only way it'd be mandatory for it to be watched is that if it was ordered by the supreme court or if you had failed it before because your pee wasn't warm or came out adulterated. Actually the hard thing would be smuggling it especially if you're a guy, I mean it's not crazy to think they could run a body search like they were looking for weapons, and they're obviously not gonna let you take anything with u to the test. Being busted hiding pee! priceless
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The information I've collected usually agrees with the under the circumstances of a court order they will be monitored and if not you don't have someone witness your UA. I'm just looking for something in writing. I was planning on the condom method and cutting a finger nail to be sharp enough to puncture the condom. I already have a buddy who will lend me some pee. My concern is the cool down rate of urine.
cannabis420420- I have heard about that, how bulky is the setup also does it have anything to measure temp? thanks
 
Metal n Weed

Metal n Weed

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Been working in the union for a few years now and I never leave home without my synthetic urine. It has saved my ass on a couple occasions.

Only about 20-30 bucks a pop at the local smoke shop
 
Sask420

Sask420

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Very cool. So the black strip on the bag will determine the temperature? Is synthetic urine tested for?
 
Luger187

Luger187

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start drinking a lot of water and i think cranberry juice is good too. keep working out. use a sauna a few times a week
 
Sask420

Sask420

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sorry guys I have not been able to find a website that will ship to Canada. any pm's would be appreciated.
 
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redivider

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Sask420 said:
Sorry If I'm incorrect but wouldn't I need a temp of 93-98? Also if anyone else has any government regulations regarding Canadian drug and alcohol testing that would rock
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dude do the research

it's in YOUR FUCKING CONTRACT. yeah, the one you sign to get the job. right there.

as far as I know you cannot be fired for throwing a positive test. the company has to pay for drug treatment. that's the law here, not canada. you don't need google. you need your employment contract and half a brain.

how did you get a job in the oilfields??? WTF???????
 
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