Pee in a Bottle...
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budlover13
King Tut
My ex wife could, and would, pee into a 2 liter soda bottle in the car while i was driving, sometimes on a winding dirt road.
The woman was good too, never missed. never had to sop up a mess.
My ex could too! Although i still have suspicions she was just enjoying the bottle
lokie
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In my travels I have left a trail of N. Always trying to be discreet but when you got to ya got to.
LOL
Sorry if "You" had to see that but what will "you" do? call the cops? I'll shake the dew off the tip and be on my way before the dispatch stops laughing.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'd be bothered though if people used Smartphones to vid me while establishing a temporary "IP" address ... cn
lokie
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had not considered that.
Note to self: do not pee while posing with license plates.
rainman36
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I was so drunk,I woke up,did not want to walk all the way down stairs to piss,and trust me I had to piss really bad,to the point that I was having dreams I went to the bathroom and peed,woke up and just pissed in one of these
I pissed in so many bottles,I've lost count,It's just what us men do.
I pissed in so many bottles,I've lost count,It's just what us men do.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Hope nobody made Cosmopeelitans later. cn
LOL
WaxxyNuggets
Active Member
Roadtripping always calls for the gatorade bottle at some point, too bad drivers and other passengers find it funny to swerve. My aim's good, not perfect.
donmagicjuan
Active Member
i had to pee in a coffee cup following another car to a festival trying not to lose them... advice... when dumping out the window, dont turn the cup forward and down, the wind will blow it back all over your hand!!
Moses Mobetta
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I got stopped and had a gal bottle of apple juice (unopened) in the back of the truck, it's all they could find. The thing had been there for weeks during the summer. Cops were trying to say it was piss and hazmat. It was funny to me cause they were so full of shit - said I was swerving so they stopped me and then they had this fermented unopened apple juice they were trying to make a case out of. I asked them if they had solved all the crimes in the city and were bored now. They apologized and let me go off on my way to work where I finally threw the thing in the dumpster.
Balzac89
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I recently read an article that talked about how meth cooks were using methheads piss distilled to collect and capture chemicals expelled from the body. They were collecting 55 gallon drums of meth heads piss.
Maybe thats why they were all over you. Just a thought.
Pissing in bottles is a bad habit i picked up in college. lol
golddog
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My wife just had to drive to a Gold Meeting all they way across town on a Friday.
What should have been a 45 minutes drive turned into 2 1/2 hours.
We we coming upon a convergence of a number of freeway and I asked her to get off so I could pee ( I'd been drinking some beers on the way)
She couldn't pull over, so I emptied a 1 liter out the window
Filled it up. She didn't didn't like it when I emptied it out on the freeway while we were still driving.
Next time - 2 Liter Bottle
Oh that felt so gooood !
What should have been a 45 minutes drive turned into 2 1/2 hours.
We we coming upon a convergence of a number of freeway and I asked her to get off so I could pee ( I'd been drinking some beers on the way)
She couldn't pull over, so I emptied a 1 liter out the window
Filled it up. She didn't didn't like it when I emptied it out on the freeway while we were still driving.
Next time - 2 Liter Bottle
Oh that felt so gooood !
oh look my first car before i smashed it into a tree..back on subject no you cant pee in adamnbottle smack the fucking driver int he head and tell himt o pull over
Moses Mobetta
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I used to drive to and from work with my neighbor, on the way back he would get these large bottles of beer. One day he pissed in one and screwed the top back on, tossed it in the back seat. A while later this homeless guy who was always bumming smokes and whatever asked me for a ride. Before I got to his stop he said can I have this beer? Thinking Joe must have left it in the truck, I said sure I don't drink beer. Next time I saw the homeless guy he was bitching about how I gave him piss to drink, he was mad as hell. I told Joe and we laughed our asses off.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It's not like you meant to piss him off ... cn
xKuroiTaimax
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They often do free STD tests here, stopping kids in the street. One time, they set up outside McDonald's in the city center and there was this constant stream of kids going in to use their bathrooms. I went in and every 5 minutes you'd hear some girl with her plastic bottle going 'OH SHIT....What now...'i always feel bad for girls who have to give ua's.. it must be a real nightmare trying to squat over the toilet and pee in a bottle.. then have someone watching you to top things off.. one of the times in life i'm glad i'm not a woman..
I've learned this skill of peeing directly into the cup and not spraying it everywhere or whatever. And I got a free pair of lady boxers for it. They're quite fetching.
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