Pee test today! any advice?

I know of the biottled stuff at GNC I'm trying for a job because I have no money surejel and gatorade )for flavor mask) cost less than 4$ total. not $65 which is what those bottle sell in my GNC around here.

when I was 20 I caught Mononucliosis had malfunctioning liver and kidneys I know exactly just how yellow you can get from that!

Dude Im serious. Can you come up with $50? If so, contact me and I will tell you how to make $200 per day. No joke, easy work and you work for yourself. It's a service business. I started one about 4 years ago part time. And that helped me leave the government. My business now net's 6 figures. I have 4 employees. I wanted it to grow so I worked at it. But I know many people in the industry who pulled in 20 grand in one summer their first year. You will have to walk your hood and knock on door though and that's not for everyone. An no it's not a salles thing like Amway. It's an honest service business. reason I dont want to say it here is I know this place has to be watched by some cops. And I can't risk losing what I have now.
On the gell thing. If it works then I will stand corrected and ad it to my very short list of things that work. But I don't have to pee for anyone anymore now. I don't require it from my employees either. I just let them know stright up. You show up to work stoned, your gone. I can't risk them being in a customers home like that.

trust me i've passed 3 highschool sports drug tests by doping.
i emptied out a bottle of visine and filled it with uncented bleach. when you pee in the cup take the bottle of bleach and drop about 8-10 drops in the cup.

If you smoke a shit load and you want to be safe you could always make highlighter water,(take a small amount of water and stick a highlighter in there until it is the color of urine, take that and put it in another small bottle like a mini scope bottle, or another visine bottle.

it' might sound like too much but tried and true it works.