PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD
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potpimp
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I saw one where the porn star jizzes and they are wondering where it went. Finally the camera man pipes up; it hit him on the face, LMAO!!! PM'ing you with personal details of something similar.I want the blooper reel
Indagrow
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With you it wouldn't just be one ride... you would end up squinting that eye, torso length shots ha!I wouldn't mind a ride
Its been known to melt hearts basically the same thing, I know it's not me... It must be the truckSheeeeeeeeeeit that's the best you can do? You don't have a real bass system until you blow a hole through your heart
tryingtogrow89
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I was thinking the same exact thing.
That looks pretty good except hands and face.
Also that X on his throat needs to go.
I guess some people around here think its cool and funny to make fun of well done tattoo's.
NietzscheKeen
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Oh boy... All this talk is getting me frustrated, lol.
The good ones never stay around very long. Here are a few of the reasons I'm so screwed up now.
The first girl... I met her back in my Hare Krishna days. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen. I finally managed to get her attention and her affection, then she left me when I was in Basic Training, lol. Do you know how damaging that is to someone? LMAO
The second was a cute little kitten. Sweet as can be, but I knew it wouldn't work out long term and it didn't. She took a job on the other side of the country after we got married. Then came the divorce papers.
The good ones never stay around very long. Here are a few of the reasons I'm so screwed up now.
The first girl... I met her back in my Hare Krishna days. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen. I finally managed to get her attention and her affection, then she left me when I was in Basic Training, lol. Do you know how damaging that is to someone? LMAO
The second was a cute little kitten. Sweet as can be, but I knew it wouldn't work out long term and it didn't. She took a job on the other side of the country after we got married. Then came the divorce papers.
NietzscheKeen
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Oh wow! There is nothing else to say, but I have to say something because "Oh wow!" doesn't have enough characters.
OMG! I've been married a few decades now. I hate to think what that says of me. Oh but hub agrees with you LOL He says the good ones always fly the coop and the one you married morphs into the evil wife *insert witch's cackle here*
Anyway I think you may have just gotten jackpot lucky. If you check out that paper you'll notice she has credit for 8 English language kills! You made it out alive! That's success in my book.
Seriously I'm sorry NietzscheKeen. I understand the frustration and loneliness. Just keep engaging. You will meet someone usually like the day after you give up
But why the good women hook up with the idiot men and vice versa I never figured out.
NietzscheKeen
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LOL, Keep engaging, lol.
I'm sure it speaks very well of you. I just have bad luck with women, lol.
LMAO!!! I've never noticed the language "kills" before, lol.
I guess the moral of the story is don't marry a Russian girl you find on the internet, lol.
The Ukrainian girl I used to date pretty much went to the highest bidder. I wasn't willing to live beyond my means to keep her entertained. Someone else was though. Other than losing something sexy to look at and show off in public, it wasn't too big of a loss, lol.
OddBall1st
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Have you been in the US before.....no !
Just a US citizenry ticket !i
Just a US citizenry ticket !i
thump easy
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thats me in the avi!!!!
NietzscheKeen
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Yeah, I knew that was the case beforehand. But it was fun while it lasted, lol.
And no, she didn't get her citizenship. It's actually a LOT more complicated/harder than that.
OddBall1st
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If I were Putin, I wouldn`t let that one get away either !i
You sound so much like my son
Essentially you can't purchase a girl. Those kind you find in catalogs and on the 'net you only 'rent'. They are NEVER worth the cost. I'd say it's more a problem of incorrect picking. I'm an expert in that! I can pick the wrong guy 3 out of 3 times
So I can't give you the secret to success. I have yet to succeed. Then again I've known a lot of long term married couples. It was quite common in my youth that almost everyone stayed married. Many of those marriages were sort of a DMZ. You become family but you fight with family. I don't have any answers. I wish I did. Update me if you find the secret LOL!
Then that bunny can spell a lot better than the other dude that was posting on your acct.
NietzscheKeen
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I've never purchased a girl, lol. I've got a good girl in my life right now, so I'm being kinda facetious. I actually like being single, so it's all good. The thing is, anyone that is willing to date ME is probably exactly the type of person I should avoid, lol.You sound so much like my son
I'd say it's more a problem of incorrect picking. I'm an expert in that! I can pick the wrong guy 3 out of 3 times
Update me if you find the secret LOL!
potpimp
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Drop dead gorgeous Ukrainian girls are a dime a dozen - metaphorically speaking.
TalonToker
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I am aware of one time when the mail-order-bride thing actually worked out. There is this person who lives my town and is extremely rich. He owns several large new car lots. Anyway, back in the mid 80s there was a lot of hoopla when he announced his marriage because his bride came from a catalog. As far as I am aware, they are still together today. Maybe one of the secrets to making that system work out is to be a bilionaire.You sound so much like my son
I'd say it's more a problem of incorrect picking. I'm an expert in that! I can pick the wrong guy 3 out of 3 times
Update me if you find the secret LOL!
I know what you mean about picking the wrong person for a potential mate 3 ou of 3 times. I always choose poorly too. Glad to know I'm not the only one to experience this. Being so inconsistant and knowing it, I've even chose the one 'other one' before, knowing that my gut choice would be wrong. lol That turned out to be a poor choice, too. Funny how it always works out that way.
eye exaggerate
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.......................Birthday fun for the day, highest level achieved...
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eye exaggerate
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...k, I'll stop now
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