The alternative sucks even more.it sucks gettingold.
Go on hub. Give em the "what every boy needs to know about being a man speach"...I've got a good idea about where you live just from the pictures.
Corn, corn, corn - nothin but corn.
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now you better pick up that knife, you're gonna need all the help you can get, son....I've got a good idea about where you live just from the pictures.
Corn, corn, corn - nothin but corn.
I needa watch that one again. Like that movie.\
But Hub, you just come out the hospital. I'll tell you what, you can fight this one, and then I'll let ya fight the other ones. (Son, you better pick up that knife, cause, you're gonna need all the help you can get..)
Reminds me of my pops. Straight up. It's fucking beautiful. Absofuckinglutelybeautiful. I'm honestly just as scared of hub as I am my pops, too.....I needa watch that one again. Like that movie.
I hope nobody knows your a Canadian wearing an American hockey team hoodie. That could spell truble.
I wanna dye your hair so bad.Shhhhhhhhhhhh Im in the gardennnnnnnnnnnnnn
I just wanna be involved with it! Colors matter n0t..What color?
How do you figure that I'm gay?
We both know you love the d.How do you figure that I'm gay?
For the record, I am NOT gay.
~PEACE~
Lol, whatever you say, bro.We both know you love the d.
Your beard does seem to be awfully well groomed for a strait manLol, whatever you say, bro.
Its too bad that I never sucked cock, got screwed in the ass, and I never screwed another dudes ass.
So, if you consider Me gay then that your troubles.
~PEACE~
You sound curious. I can provide if you are wondering what semen tastes like (pro tip: it taste like caviar)Lol, whatever you say, bro.
Its too bad that I never sucked cock, got screwed in the ass, and I never screwed another dudes ass.
So, if you consider Me gay then that your troubles.
~PEACE~