While I would love to turn her into a glazed donut, I totally respect her Mediterranean, Canadian Lesbianisms. Some day it would even be cool to smoke a joint with her (as long as she isn't one of those lesbians that hates dudes a lot just because they have wieners, and she'smore one of those lesbians that just thinks chicks are super hot and have hot sexy vaginas, like I do and I wouldn't even try to touch her boobs or vagene because my wife has a ton of super hot friends whos buttholes i wanna sniff but I don't because its not socially acceptable and I still manage to play it off cool like, "Oh, hi Veronica, how are you, I totally don't wanna touch your boobs right now, how's Jeff?")
i got this.