I find that I have to really lean into a stiff headwind and just take it in the face."That's what she said". ; )
Edit: Sorry, was channeling Steve Carell
Why would I be opposed to phallic shapes? The problem isn't dicks, it's what's attached to them.Too phallic???
Fify from one guy’s perspectiveWhy would I be opposed to phallic shapes? The problem isn't penises, it's the dicks attached to them.
Same but different.Fify from one guy’s perspective
Dicks attached to dicks.
I wasn't gonna say that.Fify from one guy’s perspective
I always thought that soft porn was an oxymoronSame but different.
As a penis owner/operator (doffs hat with a flourish) I serve, Ma’am.I wasn't gonna say that.
hehehe lesbianWhy would I be opposed to phallic shapes? The problem isn't dicks, it's what's attached to them.
Small hat eh?As a penis owner/operator (doffs hat with a flourish) I serve, Ma’am.
If you stop shaving your pubes and put a little top hat on it people might think its Slash from guns n rosesAs a penis owner/operator (doffs hat with a flourish) I serve, Ma’am.
In the immortal words of José JimenezIf you stop shaving your pubes and put a little top hat on it people might think its Slash from guns n roses
Large but agileSmall hat eh?
You ain’t rightLarge but agile
And yet full of winYou ain’t right
Built for speedLarge but agile