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lahadaextranjera said:
I saw him 2 hours old! I've got pics on their camera. My friend looked great. Don't they lose 10% weight after they're born? That'll be only 5 lbs then. She's on the case with the breast feeding and I'm very proud of her (and him). :)
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I don't know about the baby losing weight, but I bet the mom is feeling 10lbs lighter.

I think the first breastmilk is high in fat to sustain the baby until the actual milk comes in.
 
MellowFarmer said:
I want to go see the stadium lol isn't it the oldest?
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2nd oldest. Fenway Park is older. Our seats were pretty close to the field right behind the Cubs dugout. One of the guys threw a foul ball to an older lady in the crowd, and this total friggin douchebag reached out in front of her and grabbed it. Her husband spent the entire game trying to get her another one, and actually succeeded at the end just by explaining what happened. They met there 30 years ago :) I thought it was cute.
 
My friend said today that she was glad she could eat pâté again. I replied that she should've told us earlier and we could've saved her placenta !! Uuuurrrgghh
 
gioua said:
did they ask you to write on the side you are wanting to have surgery on.. .lol always cracked me up.. please make an X on the side you want to have operated on.. egads DR.. if you dont know.. were screwed..
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Yeah hah, my gf and I were talking about how many people got it wrong before they started marking with the patient verifying. LOL A couple minutes later I was out like a light lol they were telling me about meeting the surgical team before we started but I was out as soon as the anesthesiologist gave me a shot, I don't remember them. Then they put in a catheter and all these sticky things and mount the head in a vise that bolts to the skull.

The fucking catheter..............they came to take it out the next day and I was like whoa whoa whoa, hell no, and the nurse was like it's not THAT far in there. Bullshit. He gave it one big yank and pulled a foot of this giant tubing out my pee hole and when I went to piss it farted out my dick. haha
 
lahadaextranjera said:
My friend said today that she was glad she could eat pâté again. I replied that she should've told us earlier and we could've saved her placenta !! Uuuurrrgghh
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Ewwww.

but isn't pate cooked?

I haven't had to cut anything out of my diet.. for a while they were thinking I might have gestational diabetes. That was scary.. I love my sweets.
 
lahadaextranjera said:
My friend said today that she was glad she could eat pâté again. I replied that she should've told us earlier and we could've saved her placenta !! Uuuurrrgghh
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tumorhead said:
Yeah hah, my gf and I were talking about how many people got it wrong before they started marking with the patient verifying. LOL A couple minutes later I was out like a light lol they were telling me about meeting the surgical team before we started but I was out as soon as the anesthesiologist gave me a shot. Then they put in a catheter and all these sticky things and mount the head in a vise that bolts to the skull.

The fucking catheter..............they came to take it out the next day and I was like whoa whoa whoa, hell no, and the nurse was like it's not THAT far in there. Bullshit. He gave it one big yank and pulled a foot of this giant tubing out my pee hole and when I went to piss it farted out my dick. haha
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Were you aware of them putting your head in the vice? Damn sounds like a nightmare.
 
Flaming Pie said:
Were you aware of them putting your head in the vice? Damn sounds like a nightmare.
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I was actually happy about the vice because the meds make me jerk randomly. The morbid part is they poke you all over with a needle while you're out after they do their work, through the skin(which bleeds), testing all your motor nerve reflexes before sewing you back up to make sure they didn't damage anything.
 
Flaming Pie said:
Ewwww.

but isn't pate cooked?

I haven't had to cut anything out of my diet.. for a while they were thinking I might have gestational diabetes. That was scary.. I love my sweets.
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I think it may be because pâté can be a mixed meat product. She cut out mayonnaise and some cheeses. She never had a sweet tooth before being pregnant and they commented on it!!
 
RainbowBrite86 said:
2nd oldest. Fenway Park is older. Our seats were pretty close to the field right behind the Cubs dugout. One of the guys threw a foul ball to an older lady in the crowd, and this total friggin douchebag reached out in front of her and grabbed it. Her husband spent the entire game trying to get her another one, and actually succeeded at the end just by explaining what happened. They met there 30 years ago :) I thought it was cute.
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Aw too cute! I am glad it worked out for them!
 
Saw this gem while driving from Northern Illinois to Southern Illinois. Anybody need an STD? They're cheap to ship!100MEDIA_IMAG0876.jpg100MEDIA_IMAG0877.jpgAnd then we pull closer to the front! And look! It's the 420 truck too! This truck has all the good parties...
 
RB, You missed us and feel like sharing. That's so damn cute! I missed you too!

Can I sit in that chair while you take a bath?
 
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