This was an awesome review. +rep.
I grew Pineapple ending the year of '09, and its EXACTLY like you described; except our pineapple smelled like straight up Pineapple and left a
'spoiled fruit' aroma around after being smoked. Everyone knew it was Pineapple.
I will be the one to 2nd your advice: DON'T DRIVE AFTER SMOKING PINEAPPLE.
I hit a bump in the road going nearly sixty and my car jumped nearly 4 ft in the air.
My boyfriend wigged out and hit the brakes on the freeway because he saw someone hit their brakes
15 car lengths away! lmao!