We always name our boats, cars, mules, etc. after women. I decided to go the non-traditional route and I named my pipe "Dick". Now some of you fellers may think that it's gay to name something you suck on "Dick", but it's not, really, it's my "Dick" so it's OK. It serves a dual purpose also. When I ask my wife, "where's my Dick?", she thinking something else so I've already planted the seed. Little does she know I got so whacked the night before, I forgot where I put it. So either way I'm gonna get fucked.