Piss Test

Ok, i have to pass a drug test for a job sometime within the next 2 weeks and there is no way in hell im clean.

I have someone clean to piss for me and i will know the exact time i have to take the drug test. How long can i have the clean piss before it goes bad?
And what what would be the best way to fake it. Like i said i already have someone who is clean to get piss from.

There is lots of stuff that should do pretty good out there. I used some stuff (can't remember the brand name, but I will look it up) that did really well, even with a mouth-swab test. Just read the instructions before you take the test, some of them you have to hold in your mouth x-amount of time first.

If you keep the pee in your fridge, it will stay good for about 3 days. Wuddn't go longer than that. If you are a chic, you can wash out a rubber (I know, sounds weird) and fill it up with the pee, then rubber band it off with a string (thick one so it won't break) and push it up your funhole (the one a baby comes out?) and in about 30 minutes it will aquire proper body temp. You pull it out and use it, if you hafta pee in front of them just pull out a little bit and cut the rubber with your fingernail and let it stream out (used to pass probation piss tests this way.) If you are a guy, I don't know what you could do to get it at the right temp. Those kits you buy come with a warming pack.

Good luck!

google "quick fix detox". I have used it many times and it works.

Get hand warmers at Walmart in the hunting section. Then get a disposable stick on temperature strip from the Aquarium/Fish section...Put the piss in a small travel type of lotion bottle-get it at Walmart near the Shampoo/deodorant/toothpaste..they are empty travel bottles...Take the temp strip and put it one the bottle, fill the bottle with the piss, take the handwarmer pack and put it on the bottle with a rubberband. Monitor the temp, the temp should read right around 98.6.

Sunnysideup said:

Get hand warmers at Walmart in the hunting section. Then get a disposable stick on temperature strip from the Aquarium/Fish section...Put the piss in a small travel type of lotion bottle-get it at Walmart near the Shampoo/deodorant/toothpaste..they are empty travel bottles...Take the temp strip and put it one the bottle, fill the bottle with the piss, take the handwarmer pack and put it on the bottle with a rubberband. Monitor the temp, the temp should read right around 98.6.

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Hey man, this is an excellent post. Thumbs up.

Sunnysideup said:

Get hand warmers at Walmart in the hunting section. Then get a disposable stick on temperature strip from the Aquarium/Fish section...Put the piss in a small travel type of lotion bottle-get it at Walmart near the Shampoo/deodorant/toothpaste..they are empty travel bottles...Take the temp strip and put it one the bottle, fill the bottle with the piss, take the handwarmer pack and put it on the bottle with a rubberband. Monitor the temp, the temp should read right around 98.6.

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I have done the same thing many times and it worked great. All of mine were for an employer and the temp strips on the cup went from 90 to 100 so as long as it is over about 95 you are fine. Even over 100 is fine. I have depended on a product from Spectrum Labs called Urineluck. It has 2 vials that you pour into the cup after you piss. It is best used for tests that are sent to a lab. That way it is always on hand when I need it. I have failed before on the drink types so I wont use them anymore. The UrineLuck site says that it is for nicotine tests but it was raided by the Government and changed it to make them happy. Still works for dope.