Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker
at the
coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair
smells nice.
After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her
issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against the guy.
The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a
co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
"It's Frank. The midget."