Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Hydrotech364
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Winter Woman
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Winter is coming, ya know. Got your window scrapers, snow brushes and hot toddies? Did I tell ya I'm going to the beach?
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Dirty Harry
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Notify the DOT! That vehicle is severely over the gross allowed axle weight for that roadway. Road damage will happen along with difficulty in stopping due to the excessive weight.
Winter Woman
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How strong is the frame on those things?
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Winter Woman
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I think they need to. My God, how much can a little machine take?I think they overengineer them just a little.
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MrEDuck
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Considering that too fat to walk is now a common thing I don't think it's over engineering.I think they overengineer them just a little.
Dirty Harry
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A few pages back, a fatty on one fell over due to the narrow wheel base and him causing a high center of gravity. If the fat one on the back over reached for something, they are going over no doubt...and just may knock the isle rack over from the heavy impact.
Joking aside, that is not safe for the riders or other customers, and is a law suit waiting to happen. Then those two can afford the expensive chocolates.
If the one on the back walked, it may not be that way.
Blue Wizard
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If I remember correctly from when I used to work at Walmart, they have a sticker on them that says weight limit of 700lbs.
Also I've never ever seen anyone other than fat people riding those things in the almost 5 years of working for walmart except some drunken/high kids on a tour bus that tried to steal one.
Winter Woman
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700 lbs. Wowser, that's a lot to love. Yikes, I can't imagine what that must look like.
VTMi'kmaq
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I picture two large nfl lineman side by side lol, that's about 700lbs.
Blue Wizard
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I think that's including everything in the shopping basket up front too. Pizza rolls, mountain dew, double stuffed oreos, chicken and waffle flavored lays potato chips, etc.
MrEDuck
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Now fuse them into one and be terrified!
Winter Woman
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He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
[/FONT]He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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