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Winter Woman
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[FONT="]One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic
in bed."
That's Advertising.
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof
of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Facebook.
* You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and grabs
your ass.
That's former President Bill Clinton.[/FONT]
However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic
in bed."
That's Advertising.
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof
of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Facebook.
* You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and grabs
your ass.
That's former President Bill Clinton.[/FONT]
Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;kK3jWpcVqpQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK3jWpcVqpQ[/video]
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omg, the humor is in the details.
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guy incognito
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I cannot see half of winter woman's posts, they are just blank.
Winter Woman
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Ok from now on I'll do the download way of posting.
minnesmoker
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Hey baby ... THAT is the cake I want for my birthday -- unless the alternative is cannabrownies!
2paranoid
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maaann this video made me real happy and then that asian kid killed the vibes LMAO good shit
edit: holy shit and the cop LMAO some people need to loosen up...I'm just sayin tho If I was makin this video I would steer clear of needle dick men with power LOL
Someacdude
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If thats the worse thing thye do they can hang with me all day.
At least they didnt hurt anyone , destroy anything or demand other give way to their rights.
I was a stupid kid too
, maybe not that bent.
At least they didnt hurt anyone , destroy anything or demand other give way to their rights.
I was a stupid kid too
, maybe not that bent.except for the one kid who killed that dog.. 2:17 markIf thats the worse thing thye do they can hang with me all day.
At least they didnt hurt anyone , destroy anything or demand other give way to their rights.
I was a stupid kid too