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didnt think she needed it.. but wth.. it makes your face skinnier.. I just purchased a few 50 gals worth for my belly
 
True story:

After listening to a woman (kinda hot) talk about her home made jelly at a really boring party I posed the following question.

"Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?" Before she could answer I said,
"I can't jelly my cock in your ass."


(My wife blamed alcohol and we probably will not be invited back next year, win-win)


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True story:

After listening to a woman (kinda hot) talk about her home made jelly at a really boring party I posed the following question.

"Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?" Before she could answer I said,
"I can't jelly my cock in your ass."


(My wife blamed alcohol and we probably will not be invited back next year, win-win)


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Ya probably not.
 
I have a Merchant Marine Buddy who moved to San Jose, He's about 60 and takes Viagra like Candy.Say's I would love it there.I would like to go to Jako(sic) Beach...
 
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