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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Just because it sounds soooo beautiful and I've never seen a piano played that way.

[video=youtube;n543eKIdbUI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n543eKIdbUI#t=54[/video]
 
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[video=youtube;BdHK_r9RXTc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3694620543&feature= iv&src_vid=-aouBn7IKIo&v=BdHK_r9RXTc[/video]

This guy is a genius. He cannot be human maybe he's from another dimension.
 
clint308

clint308

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The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered,
half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed





and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.














Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain . Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece . Gently





aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel . Has been





through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,





takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada .
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a





mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An





adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.




























THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN






Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea and Zimbabwe; ruled by a pair of nuts.






























































































 
curious old fart

curious old fart

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THE OSTRICH!

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to The ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be $9.40 please."

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" Asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago, I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a Million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a liter of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.........


be careful what you wish for.....

:peace:
cof
 
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