I'm on the wagon and I am still laughing at this one.
I have a funny story about a goose.I was at a lake one day with my daughter And there was a family of geese. I wanted to catch one of the little ones so my daughter could hold it. The whole family was running with the babies behind the mom. As soon as I actually got my hands on the baby the mom turned around and started peking me. Then I got bit in the ass by one of them.
^ good stuff! Hahahahahaha
Can't talk right now @ SBBQ for OMGB and MHIO
K. Well my PSMD so I'm DLOD and NMH. Don't tell me you're not thinking about PMC again.
So many funnies...
EDIT: Gets a little strange a 3:45 and onward...but the first bits good...