If I woke up to that, I would quit drinking...I reckon they go through an ounce of foundation in a month.
I also imagine they are buying pregnancy tests in bulk.
When you go through that much (wasted) effort, you aren't going home without a screw even if you have to take home the bar man..
artistic license...look it up....it's ok to make someone slightly more attractive than they actually are in a portrait....
David Cross does this bit and i was either there when it happened, or it's happened more than once...about a performing elephant at Busch Gardens in Tampa, that had explosive diarrhea....i was fortunate enough to be sitting in the back row on the far side of the little "arena"....the people directly across from me weren't so lucky...they were wishing they had gone to Gallagher instead...
Lmao.....David Cross does this bit and i was either there when it happened, or it's happened more than once...about a performing elephant at Busch Gardens in Tampa, that had explosive diarrhea....i was fortunate enough to be sitting in the back row on the far side of the little "arena"....the people directly across from me weren't so lucky...they were wishing they had gone to Gallagher instead...
That's gonna take at least 10 oz of good whiskey for me to continue...and a lifetime to forget.