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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Disturbing yet intriguing.. what if I impregnate a merman?
First day in the big house. New guy is shown his cell. While he stands there, a great rumbling voice descends from the top bunk.

“So. ... You gonna be the momma ...
or ... you gonna be the poppa?”

New guy thinks for a bit and manages to say “uh the poppa I think.”

Massive cellie rises with an evil grin and says “Okay then! Get yourself over here and suck momma’s dick.”
 
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